Sylvio Page #5

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But you gotta be willing to play ball.

Yeah?

Okay, let's make some money.

- You know, you are a gorilla.

You are a beast.

Give me mean.

Give me powerful.

Show me toughness.

These paper towels don't

wilt under the pressure.

They defeat the wetness.

They don't let the wetness through.

Show me impenetrable.

Alright everyone, let's reset.

Back to one if you will.

Let's bring light three in two inches.

- 35 Baker, take 12, mark.

- And, action!

- No, no come on.

We need more aggression!

You're lifeless.

Come on, are you a gorilla or a baby?

More reckless, more anger!

We need more, now get mean.

Come on, yeah, show me your teeth!

Look, this is for a cereal box.

This is big time!

Prime time, get mean!

You're a gorilla.

You're a gorilla!

- Two kings.

How do you like your eggs Sylvio?

Scrambled?

Got it.

Sylvio, you have some really good albums.

This is a collector's item, you know that?

Sylvio, can you beat this boss?

Alright, here you go.

Sylvio and I brought you here today

because we have some big news.

We're bringing the show back.

One night only, in front

of a live studio audience,

and all we need to know from you is,

are you in?

- Cool.

- I'm in.

- Me too.

- Oh come on Maggie.

I can't do it without you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's the ape gonna break

What's the ape gonna break

What's the ape gonna break

What's the ape gonna break

- Last chance dumb ass.

- Alright, you guys need to

pack up your little game here

and get out.

- You will you little punk!

He's not gonna break anything for you.

- Why, it's what he does!

- Alright, it's your last chance.

I'm gonna call the cops.

- Ooh!

- Oh my god!

- This is just atrocious.

You were right.

When he was a guest on

out show, you called it.

He's nothing but a violent beast,

and he shouldn't be

allowed on our streets.

These kids are just teenagers,

and this kid we hear

actually broke his arm in the altercation,

and it's a shame

because he's a promising

young baseball star.

This is just awful.

- Oh no!

- Don't worry mam, I've got

this crazy gorilla under control

and as for this mess,

the new round tree Triple

Quilted Paper Towel

should do the trick, guaranteed

to clean all your problems,

even the hairy ones.

Round tree

- We're live from Blue Rock Studios

where a group of protestors

have gathered in protest

of Sylvio Bernardi, the local performer.

Mam, why are you out

here today protesting?

- Well you know, I just

think that he's horrible

and violent, and it's just not a world

that I want my daughter to grow up in.

- Sir, why are you out here today.

- That stupid animal broke my arm

and now I can't pitch for three months.

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