Sylvio Page #3

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You know I think I pay my weight in salt

Just to have her be the same again

Yeah it'll never be the same again

You're never gonna mount

that hard drive anymore

You're never gonna mount

that hard drive anymore

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- Yeah, works for us.

Oh yeah, on one condition.

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Live from Clover Crest,

it's The Afternoon Show with Al Reynolds,

starring Al Reynolds.

And now ladies and gentlemen,

your host, Al Reynolds.

- Hi and welcome to The Afternoon Show.

If you're new to the show,

you've come to the right place.

We're happy to have you.

The ape will be on soon to do his thing,

but first let's check the news.

This is interesting.

The mayor of Albuquerque has...

- Open the door sir.

I can hear you inside.

I have an urgent matter

to discuss with you.

Allen, open the door.

You face tremendous consequences

if you don't respond.

Alright, the last guy

might've been a pushover,

but I assure you I won't be.

This says they can

repossess Al's property.

That's our whole show.

What are we gonna do?

Copy, be right there.

Okay well, I gotta tell Al.

Sylvio, this is really serious.

He needs to know.

Well I don't know what to do.

Maybe you could talk to your

boss again or something?

Okay, keep me posted.

- Hey man, hold up just a sec.

Dawg, break this for me!

I'm filming.

Dude, what?

I know you're that smasher gorilla dude.

Smash it!

- There's the man!

- Hey Sylvio.

I want you to meet J.J.

He is a talent agent

and he's interested in

maybe setting up some

opportunities for us.

You know, some business opportunities.

Great to finally meet you.

Big fan.

- Why don't you guys

chat it out a little bit.

See if you can come up with something.

I'm gonna head down there.

Oh boy.

Sylvio!

I love it.

What's the ape gonna break?

It's brilliant!

You come up with that?

I bet you did.

Look, I'll cut to the chase.

I wanna represent you.

I wanna be a part of the Sylvio team.

You got potential to make a lot of money.

You ever think about branding?

You understand what I'm saying?

- Oh no, I thought you understood.

We can't do Herbert on the show anymore.

Yeah, I mean now that

we have our new sponsor

they're looking for a

certain type of show.

Unfortunately, puppet shows

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