Swearnet: The Movie Page #4
security please?
- F***, ooh I'm callin' security!
- F*** off.
one hit wonders
Who need to leave
the building immediately.
F***!
No!
F*** no!
Oh f***!
Today we're gonna be making
some good old
Classic Shephards pie.
All right,
so lots of ground beef?
Lots of ground beef,
some garlic...
do you mind crushing
the garlic for me?
I'll do the garlic,
that's fine.
Then we're gonna put it into
the pan with some oil...
you one hit wonder,
you Mackeral!
- Will you shut up!
- Shut the up, Smith!
Shut your mouth!
Are you f***ing kidding me?!
- Ow!
- Ah!
Aw!
F***in' Smith! Sh*t!
Oh, yeah, take the whole thing,
Jeremy.
Open wide, boy!
Well, that just pretty much
guaranteed
I'll be working at 50's
for the rest of my life.
Thanks, you f***in' lunatic!
You can't be burnin' bridges
like that, man.
Aw, f*** off.
I can't f***in' deal with
networks doin' that, boys.
We don't f***in' need them!
We can do sh*t on the internet.
Yeah, that sounds like
a great career, Smith.
40-Year-Old out of work
f***in' actor,
Selling bullshit
f***in' real estate,
Posting videos on shittube.
Nice!
I'm not talkin' about
f***in' lametube.
I mean,
our own f***in' network.
Yeah, people'll are gonna
f***in' pay you
your miniature cock off.
Yeah, they would,
All over your mother's
Think about this though, boys.
We've got f***in'
direct access
To over a million people
on our fan sites.
We get 10,000 of them even
to pay five bucks a month,
That's fifty f***in' grand
a month!
Jesus Christ, man,
what if a 100,000 did?
That'd six million bucks
a year.
Imagine the sh*t we could shoot
with that kinda money.
F*** my tits, boys!
I would f*** your tits
for that much money.
So would I.
God, can you imagine?
I'd just be prancin' around
gigglin', ticklin' you guys.
This could be f***in' huge,
boys.
Our own f***in' network doin'
whatever the f*** we want.
Swearnet.
Swearnet. I f***in' like that.
It made my balls tingle.
Shut the f*** up,
I'm tryin' to cum!
F*** off.
Let's take
our f***in' balls
And cradle then
on the tips of our c*cks
And get this f***in' thing
lit right now.
Let's do this.
Smith, Wells, Tremblay,
your ride's here,
And she is some pissed.
Oh, Jesus f***in' Christ!
the paint, thanks a lot.
I didn't really have
much of a choice
With you in jail,
did I, Robb?
Those look like really, really
beautiful colours, Julie.
F***, that is a lot of paint!
Didn't you just paint
the whole house
Julie?
It's gonna look
f***in' good though,
That's the designer sh*t.
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