Surfer, Dude Page #4

April May, look at you.

- Look at you.

- Ahh.

Did you feel that wind kick up?

El Nio may be paying us

an early visit.

I heard you're gonna be one of

the surfers on the reality show.

Nn-nnh.

Nah, I'm gonna stay here,

surf and work the garden.

Just picture it, okay?

You and me,

the stars of it,

- just rulin' it.

- Mmm.

Promise me you'll think about it.

Aha ha ha.

- To the waves.

- Jesus.

She hurts me, bro.

I don't know about her, dudes.

She's the siren, bro.

I want to mark her with

my scent like a lemur.

This helps.

Steve:

I'm not some ass-clown...

...l'm a surfer, dude.

- That's excellent footage.

- Stacey:
Thanks.

It's really useful stuff.

Kind of a scoop there, isn't it?

Which one of you was behind

the camera here at the end?

- Um, you did.

- Me.

Stacey:
I was actually

interviewing and she was...

- Would you excuse us a minute?

...video games, reality TV...

- So... Danni, is that right?

- Yeah.

You're obviously educated, smart...

cultured perhaps.

I did my thesis on

vertical integration:

owning production through

distribution and retail.

Yeah, well, lesson one:

get the content.

Well, you know that already,

don't you?

So did Addy say anything else?

Anything off-camera?

No, except what he said

which was pretty much "No."

Right, well, he's playing hard to get.

He'll come around.

They all come around eventually.

Looked like you two

had a little moment.

I'm sorry?

I saw the tape,

the way he looked at you.

Are you gonna deny it?

Yeah, I deny it.

You can go now.

La Rosa:
Wave that money!

You look so beautiful. Mira.

Ay, coo, mam,

you ever taste La Rosa, baby?

It's like Sabritos, but better.

That's right!

Pa', Eddie, dla.

- Hey, ladies.

- Chocolate y Snowflake.

Announcer:

Surfers living and partying...

- Hey! Hey hey!

...under one roof,

- fighting for waves on one beach.

- Addington, Addington!

- Addington!

- 24 hours a day,

it's one sizzling summer.

It's gonna be hot.

Australia's big-wave rider,

Johnny Doran...

Johnny:

I like huge waves,

Catholic sheilas

and beets on my burger.

I love that guy.

...Lupe La Rosa:

shredder sensation

from Puerto Rico...

Hey, kids, how you doin'?

You want my autograph?

Who wants some Red Bull, huh?

Yeah!

Just business.

That's "Lupe."

...and Malibu's own legendary

soul surfer,

Steve Addington.

Who?

He's scared I outsurf him.

Hey, Steve!

- It's...

...going...

...off.

Premiering this summer,

from the mind of surf icon,

Eddie Zarno.

All:

What! Watching that.

Thought you passed on

the wave porn, bro.

I did.

Dude, we saw it

and we loved it

and, you know, I'm still not sure

why you're down on this show.

I said no, dude.

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