Surfer, Dude

# Doobie doobie doobie #

# Doo doo doo doobie doo doo #

# Doobie doo doobie

doobie doobie dee-doo #

# Doobie doo doo

doobie doo doo #

# Ah. #

Announcer:

Guess who's coming back?

That's right... legendary

soul surfer Steve Addington...

- "The Nature Boy."

After six months of surfing

around the world

on the biggest and

most famous breaks...

Teahupoo, Raglan, J-Bay,

Mundaka, Frigates...

he's surfed it all.

Malibu's own Steve Addington

is coming home.

The Ben and Barry poster-boy

is now signed with surfing icon

and television producer

Eddie Zarno.

Malibu, California,

is now hosting the coolest

reality show of the summer.

The best surfers

from around the globe

will be living in this house...

and partying with

these girls.

Welcome back, Add-Man.

We'll see you soon.

Woman:

Next.

Occupation?

Surfer.

Is that a job:
surfer?

Not really.

What were you doing in Fiji?

Surfing epic lefts at Frigates.

Where'd the cash come from?

That's from Ben and Barry.

Who's Ben and Barry?

I wear Ben's shorts, right?

Surf Barry's boards.

Those dudes send me checks.

How long you staying stateside?

Long enough to catch

some buglass,

check in with my brothers,

keep the stoke. You know?

Stoke?

Stoke.

You know.

Uh-huh.

Welcome home.

Cool.

Man:

Check this out, man.

- # Do you feel it in the sunshine? #

- This fucking asshole.

- # Do you feel it in the rain? #

- F*ck off, man.

# Do you feel it in the ocean #

# When the waves are clean? #

# Do you feel it in the evening #

# When the moon is up? #

# Do you feel it in your bones #

# When she fills you up? #

# Ooh yeah yeah #

# She breathes good luck #

# Mother Earth, Mother Earth... #

- Hello?

- Dude.

Addington!

It's the muffler you wanted.

It's classic.

No, I like it.

It's just...

I'm looking for something with

a little more boom,

you know?

# Do you feel it when you... #

Get the f*ck out of my shop.

# Do you feel it on the mountains? #

- I love your hose.

- Thank you.

- # Do you feel it on the water? #

- Excuse me.

- What?

- # Ooh yeah yeah... #

All:

Yeah!

Long time! Long time!

# Ooh yeah yeah #

# She's breathes good luck,

Mother Earth, Mother Earth #

# She breathes good luck #

# Ooh yeah yeah #

# She breathes good luck #

# Mother Earth, Mother Earth #

# She breathes good luck... #

Man, Addy's home.

- Jacko, man!

- Jack.

All:

Hey!

- Hey, mate.

- Yeah.

Where's Luanne and

the kids? You bring 'em?

Oh, no, changing diapers,

wiping spit...

Beware of what you love, brother,

because it can drive you mad.

Listen... hey, you talk

to Ben and Barry?

No. They stoked?

Stoked? No.

They're gone.

- They die?

- No no.

They sold out

to Eddie Zarno.

They're poolside at

the Four Seasons in Bali

getting their grendals twisted...

Eddie Zarno... surfer, Eddie Zarno?

He's cool, right?

Well, you know what?

We hope he's cool

because, dude,

as your manager,

I'm telling you,

we got worries.

We got financial worries, bro.

Not today we don't, brother.

I just got back in town.

I got no...

- We got worries, dude.

- Let's talk business tomorrow.

Definitely tomorrow, bro.

No worries, brother.

Come here, give me a hug.

- Here we are.

- Okay, bro.

- Mmmm!

- Okay.

- No worries.

- You're right.

I don't know why I'm stressing.

Everything's gonna be okay.

Everything's gonna be cool, man.

# Ooh yeah yeah #

# She breathes good luck #

# Mother Earth, Mother Earth. #

Hey, Charlie.

How's it going?

Man:

Hello, Danielle.

I thought we'd talk

about your decision

to work in Los Angeles.

What's the joke?

California, like "granola"?

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