Supernatural Activity Page #3

locked down.

Three words:

In. Burial. Ground.

I forgot about that. Sorry.

Oh. Thanks, Jim.

Okay. I stand corrected.

Native American burial ground.

So...

Damon, I've got it!

Got what?

Our season finale. Listen to

this.

It's from Hicksville, Texas.

"Mr. Dealer, sir."

"You're not going to believe

this."

"But me and my girl got a ghost

up in my crib"

"that's driving me bananas."

"I'm not sure if you're familiar

with the local legend around here"

"but there's a magical hairy

creature that lives in the woods"

"called the Smallsquatch."

The Smallsquatch, Damon!

Wow. That's crazy.

I mean, this could be the final

piece for my Smallsquatch project!

Yeah.

Yeah. Totally.

I mean, I mean.

We've got to keep the show in

mind with the general audience.

I mean, Bigfoot. It's kind of

overplayed.

Don't you think?

The Wild Man of the Navidad

Graves.

The Boogie Nights thing.

You know, that's three.

Okay. Those were all Bigfoots.

This is a Smallsquatch.

- They're different.

- Yeah.

Yeah. I just... you know what?

I got it.

It's perfect.

Next season, we open up,

first thing. Smallsquatch.

Hell. We'll do it all season

long.

Okay, Damon. No.

Okay? It makes way more sense to

do this as a season finale.

We don't have anything picked

out.

Well yeah.

About that...

We kind of already do.

Okay, so?

Cancel it.

Damon, we're going to

Hicksville.

We can't go to Hicksville.

So what did Blair say to

change your mind?

Dude. She didn't say anything

to change my mind.

My mind is not changed. Alright,

look.

I'm going to discredit the

Smallsquatch people.

And we're going to do the season

finale on the Indian burial...

...the Native American

burial ground.

Okay. Why does it matter which

one we do?

What does it matter? Are you

kidding me?

Dude, do you know how many years she spend

working on the Smallsquatch project?

If I expose it as a fake, dude,

in front of millions of

people...

Forget about the wedding.

So, how do you plan on

discrediting the Hickville people?

Listen. If you confirm and

support crackpots,

that makes you a crackpot.

Supernatural Activity,

we're legit.

We don't deal with crackpots.

So...

You know, the next step is to

see if there's

a commutable leaf in the

mythology.

Without that, all you got is

crackpots.

You know what?

Whoa whoa. What are you doing?

Where are we going?

I'm going to go see if anyone's

even heard of this Smallsquatch.

Well, I ran into him one time.

When I was plowing through some

trim on my tractor.

From what I heard, she was

walking in the woods,

and it just attacked her.

Bigfoot? He banged a witch.

Nine months later, out came

this little, hairy wizard.

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