Supernatural Activity

In this world,

there are things that cannot

be explained in the natural.

Things that baffle the most

accomplished scientists in the world.

For example.

One night you're sound asleep, when...

Yeah. That was a creak.

That was definitely a creak.

Most people in this world attribute

the strange phenomenon to ghosts.

That's just ridiculous.

Ghosts don't exist, stupid.

Well then, what is it?

It's a demon.

Demon! Demon! Demon!

Demon! Demon!

Demon!

Damon. Demons are everywhere.

They're deceivers.

They only pretend to be ghosts

so that you'll believe in them.

You want to know the truth about

your little friendly ghost?

Demon!

There are all kinds of demons.

Each one sent with a specific

evil task to inflict

upon your unsuspecting soul.

Do you ever get a tingling sensation

in the center of your back?

And you just can't scratch it?

Itchy demon!

You ever see

a sort of ugly looking kid

walking down the street with

a smoking hot babe?

Gold digger demon!

Does your dog ever bark at thin

air for absolutely no reason?

Mailman demon!

But be not afraid,

for there are brave souls whose

job it is to banish these beasts

back to hell!

Together, we are:

Blair, Brock, Doug, Pepper, And

I'm your man, Damon Dealer.

- Together we...

- COMMUTE.

To haunted houses and sites to...

CONFIRM.

...the presence of the super natural.

Then we COMMUNICATE with said

supernatural entities

so that we can CLEAN HOUSE.

Leave the natural activity

in the bathroom, son.

That's right.

Because we only investigate

SUPERNATURAL ACTMTY.

And cut!

Do you like that?

I... I...

- Did you like that?

- Yeah.

It was genius, right?

Evil.

So, that's your big hook.

That's why we're the number one

paranormal show on TV.

I like it.

Of course...

This guy has a little bit to

do with our ratings as well.

My name is Brett.

I'm the editor.

I mess with the footage and make

it look like there's ghosts.

Or demons, or something.

I don't know.

It pays.

Orbs are easy.

Easy? Orbs are a joke, bro.

They're a joke. It's child's play.

So, does the rest of the paranormal

team know that the show is bogus?

Not everybody.

Why not?

Let's put it this way: What my team

doesn't know, can't hurt them.

Oh my god! What was that?

It sounded like a gunshot.

Jesus.

No no. Wait.

Wait.

God.

Stop. Stop stop stop. Don't go.

What are you doing?

Check it, brother.

Got us a brand new Beechwood 700 model.

You bought a shotgun?

XCBR-14.

Black bone.

Collector's Edition.

Hot damn!

When I sent you out to get paranormal

equipment, this is not what I had in mind.

Come on now Double D.

Check this:

Shoot Right Pro trigger system.

And Trinity corrosion control.

You understand I have no idea

what you said right now.

It means... Evil don't

stand a chance, boy.

Squirrel demon!

My name is Doug Thomas.

Film maker.

Four years ago, Damon Dealer

captured my attention

with an eight second pitch,

a documentary titled Freaky Fraud Day,

in which he was to expose his

tv show Supernatural Activity

as a hoax.

What you have just seen and are

about to see is that documentary.

Join me.

...on a safari through the

brilliant mind of me.

Correction:
The brilliant mind

of Derek Lee Nixon.

About four years ago, Doug

came to me with an idea:

Shoot a movie about a

documentary about Damon Dealer.

Let me break it down for you.

I'm the dude that's filming

another dude,

that's filming a documentary

about a tv show,

that ain't even real.

We four deep, sister.

So... This is the neighborhood

that I grew up in.

These are some nice houses.

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