Superman II Page #4

Excuse me.

If you'd like to carry Mrs...

...Smith over the threshold...

- What?

- It's sort of traditional.

I can give you a hand

if you have trouble lifting...

No. Of course not.

- Honey. Thanks, I'll walk.

- Certainly, dear.

- Here you are.

- Sure is pink.

Careful with the bags, please.

First visit to Honeymoon Haven?

- Yes.

- Together, anyway.

Yes.

Let me just show you

some of our special features.

These are our "Flames of Love,"

exclusive with this motel in the area.

If you want the flames to go higher,

you just pull this.

I see.

- Look dear, that's kind of romantic.

- In July?

Honey?

For a nominal charge,

our staff photographer will be happy...

...to prepare a special souvenir album

of your honeymoon stay.

He'll photograph you

in some of our more intimate locations...

...in the "tub for two",

on the bear skin rug...

Gee, real polyester!

And here's the bed.

Right. Thank you.

Thank you, sir.

Of course.

- Thank you.

- Thank you, sir. And have a happy...

...whatever.

Can you believe this?

Posing as newlyweds to expose

a honeymoon racket in Niagara Falls!

What a waste of a great writer. Writers.

Perry White

and his Sunday magazine exposs.

How am I supposed to get a Pulitzer Prize

writing about a pink bear?

I don't know,

I think this should be exposed.

They get kids who are just

starting out and take them for every cent.

That's what Mr. White says.

On the other hand, this is kind of nice.

"Complimentary Champagne."

- Kissing contest tonight.

- Really?

Lois would... no.

Look at this.

Lois? Gee.

Look, I found a complimentary corsage.

Everything's complimentary here

until you get the bill.

Gee, you look very pretty.

- Thank you, Clark.

- Sure.

You know, Lois,

I was sort of thinking, later on...

...I was just wondering what you

wanted to do about the arrangements.

What arrangements, Clark?

I was thinking primarily about the...

...the sleeping arrangements.

Mr. Smith...

...the complimentary couch.

- Right.

What?

Gosh, it's alive.

Very good, Miss Teschmacher. Very good!

Why am I here? What am I doing here?

Miss Teschmacher,

is this a philosophy seminar?

No.

This is a getaway.

- Getaway?

- Right.

Lex, how could you do that to Otis?

What else is ballast for?

Miss Teschmacher...

...north. Due north.

Right, north.

- Where's Jimmy Olsen when I need him?

- Isn't it beautiful?

Just gorgeous. Gorgeous.

- Lois?

- Yes?

Everybody's holding hands.

Maybe we should hold hands, too?

- Here's my hand Clark, hold it.

- Thanks.

You know what? They're afraid to let go.

- Why?

- If they let go, straight to the lawyer.

I don't know about that.

They look kind of happy to me.

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