Superfantozzi Page #4
- Year:
- 1986
- 24 Views
- No, no, no...
- Check.
- Excuse me...
- I would give a tap... here.
- Where?
Look, right here.
- How's it doing?
- Pretty well.
Take these keys.
One might fit.
- And if not, I'll bring pliers.
- NO! I prefer...
The keys?
All right. Here they are.
- Now I...
- Ah, how's the finger?
Let me see.
- Well, well.
- Excuse me...
Tell me about it later!
Where are you going, lousy pig?
Do you not know who is inside?
No, who is it?
- Princess, shall we flog him?
- Yes... yes!
20... even 25 lashes!
I deserve them!
celebration and joy. I forgive you.
Come on!
The handkerchief!
She was Princess Serbelloni
Mazzanti Viendalmare,
The daughter of the prince,
who at that time had organized
a great tournament to
give her hand in marriage
Fantozzi fell monstrouly in love.
Devoured completely
by that mad passion,
He stopped sleeping,
He stopped eating
- Ugo, why don't you eat?
- Huh? Leave me alone!
and finally, during nights with
a full moon, he began to howl.
KNOCK IT OFF!
Until, realizing the sheer
impossibility of this love...
he decided to
end his suffering.
Excalabar. Excansoar.
Exquicibut. Excansala.
- Excalibur, you moron!
- Thank you!
Excalibur was the magical,
invincible sword
guarded
by the Lake's Magician.
But... sorry...
but... for me..?
Money? Ah, I understand.
How much? Five?
Well, excuse me for a second.
But, could you turn around?
Because, you know, I don't trust
people and... here, I got the money.
But there is a problem.
I only have a 10-piece...
Alright. There you go.
Give it to me!
Here it is! Here it is!
But, sorry...
What about my change?
Ah, no change. Alright.
Ecubitus!
Trumbulus! Escarmity!
Excalibur, you moron!
Yes... but don't insult me
in front of the sword.
With the magic sword,
I will win the tournament
and the Princess will be mine!
The Red Dragon was the winged
sign of the terrible knight
who was a crowd favorite
and was expected to win.
Here it is! Here it is!
Order of demolition: Bull,
Unicorn, Hydra, Eagle.
And finally
Fantozzi's turn!
It was the symbol of the
catering and BBQ service "Spiedo"
who was Fantozzi's sponsor
for the competition.
You're up next! Come on!
Fantozzi's armor:
A wind vane as a helmet plume,
with zero peripheral visibility,
a stolen bronze suspender from
the statue of Pepin the Short,
and on his feet,
Molten-lead cast ironing implements.
Fantozzi's armor's
total weight:
432 kilos and 7 and a half ounces.
- What do I do? Do I release?
- Release!
Your turn!
Quick give me the sword.
- What sword? The lance goes first!
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