Superfantozzi Page #3

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- Are you alright?

- Yes, I'm fine!

- Then come, Fantozzi!.

- Quickly! Hurry!

- Excuse me, but can I put a hat on?

- Excuse me?

- Like, a turban or something...

- Why?

- I am ashamed of this...

- Of what?

- This... spot here...

- Alright.

- Well, thanks.

- Put a hat on.

- Doing that.

Come on, Fantozzi,

stop wasting time.

The judge told me that the

next... watch out!

- Sorry, my bad!

- Be careful!

- I gave you a cross in the face.

- Whoa, whoa...

- Ah, the address.

Do you remember it? - Yes, Via...

- Via..? - I don't remember

the name. It was Via ...

- Via Crucis 8.

- Eight. - Whoa!

- And get the money, please.

- Okay.

Don't you lose it on the street

like last time!

- Here we go. - What's going on?

- Hurry up!

Excuse me.

Pardon me! Pardon me!

- What's happening?

- They caught two thieves.

I see! Very well done!

Pardon me...

- I will continue...

- Scoundrel!

What are you doing here?!

Get in line with the others!

- Come on! - But I was...

- COME ON!

Where are we going..?

Conscripted for an awful

and futile crusade to the Holy Land,

Fantozzi

finally got back home.

After 12 years

of total sexual abstinence,

with the exception of a

fleeting and violent romance

with the fierce Saladin: but

even that had left untouched

the desire to see

his beloved wife again.

- Pina! Pina!

- That's my wife, a**hole!

Here it is!

Here's our door!

Pina! Here I am!

Open up!

Pina! Wh-what did they do to you..?

- Ugo!

- Woman!

- But... wh-what... is that?

- It's your little girl.

Welcome home, Dad!

- Hi there.

- It's your daughter Maringela,

She became a woman!

A woman ...

- Ugo! - Huh?

- So happy to have you back!

Pina, TWELVE years!

The monke-- the little girl. Wait.

Come here, child. Go play

with other monke-- brats.

Go play outside

and return tonight!

The lights...

Mmm ... TWELVE years!

Come here!

Pina!

Pina! Pina... mmm!

Pina, I'll split you in half like an APPLE!

The chastity belt!

- Do you have the key?

- Help!

The key!

Ugo, did you lose it?

Wasn't there a duplicate

of the damned key?

No! Wait, maybe Filinus, the

blacksmith, has one. He made it!

- Filinus!

- Who is it?

It's me!

Ah, Fantozzi, welcome!

How's it going?

Hey, sorry... but...

I need... to...

- I don't get it.

- It's been 12 years since...

- 12 years old..? No?

- The key! - What key?

For the chastity belt of my wife!

Ah, I understand! Hold on,

I have to finish this little job.

Can you do me

a small favor?

It will be just a second.

You have good eyes...

could you check if this

iron is straightened?

- No!

- Why?

- I don't know why... I said no...

- Are you refusing to do me a favor?

- Come on, check! Check!.

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