Supercon Page #6

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by slipping into

the big cosplay parade

that takes over

downtown Atlanta every year.

They timed it so perfectly...

They blended in seamlessly

with the 501st Legion.

Clean getaway.

(TIRES SCREECH)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, f***.

Not this f***ing guy.

Here?

I gotta throw a piss.

- GIL:
Look who that is.

- KEITH:
How do you throw a piss?

- ADAM:
Oh!

- BROCK:
You leave a piss.

- ALLISON:
Maybe he doesn't hold it.

- KEITH:
You throw a party.

Oh, my God.

Maybe it's a piss party.

- (KICKS CHAIR)

- Hadji!

What kinda trouble

you getting into now, son?

Oh, you're not eating pork,

are you, Mahar?

Aren't all the other cabbies

gonna get pissed

that you're chowing down

on the sacred cow?

Cow, pork, same thing, right?

F***ing idiot.

Oh, Allison,

looking stunning as usual.

Brock Hutchinson,

you old queen.

What are you doing hanging out

with the supporting cast, huh?

(LAUGHING)

I haven't seen

an a**hole this big

since Andy Dick's

Christmas party.

- Good call.

- Yeah.

Hey, listen, Adam,

we're about to leave.

Excuse me,

are you Adam King?

- Hold on, hold on.

- Adam Future Force King?

Not right now, player.

Not right now.

Good eye, kid.

Can I shake...

- Gil, it's okay.

- I can't...

It's okay, Gil, it's okay.

I just wanna...

Oh, my God.

- Sir, I'm an actor too.

- Where did he come from?

I've learned so much

from watching your shows.

Do you teach an acting class

or something?

- We'd love to take it.

- F*** me.

ADAM:
I'll give you one

for free.

From one great actor

to another actor,

those that can't, teach.

I learned everything I needed

from the streets, kid.

Is it true that you

turned down

the role of John McClane

in Die Hard?

Let me tell you something.

The King can't be upstaged

by a skyscraper.

Ah! Nakatomi ain't got nothing

on the King.

Well, you just keep doing

that awesome thing you do.

Got no other choice, kid.

(LAUGHS)

Yeah, dude!

Come on, man!

All right, come on. Let's

get something to eat, huh?

You'll never make it, Wheeler.

- Never in life.

- Let's get some chow, huh?

I suggest we get outta here.

- Let's go see DJ Chardonnay.

- Copy that.

What a f***ing racist,

homophobic prick.

He used to do the same sh*t to me

on set when I was 10 years old.

He'll get his.

Might be sooner

rather than later.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

WOMAN:
(ON RADIO) And she's

gonna tell us all about

her favorite hat pattern.

- WOMAN 2:
Oh, thank you!

- WOMAN:
Good to have you on the show.

WOMAN 2:
It's nice to

meet you, finally.

I've been working on this

for a while.

It's a basket-weave hat,

like you make the basket-weave

for the baby blankets.

Well, I have always

loved that pattern.

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