Supercon Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 2018
- 100 min
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To call these gentlemen "fans"
would be an insult.
I like to think of them
as men among boys.
Can I ask you guys,
the experts, a Con question?
Adam King, awesome or a**hole?
Wait, you mean
Captain James W. Slade?
Right. A**hole, right?
ROBERT:
AKA FutureForce's Golden Guardian?
Or Tex Johnson...
(SPITS)
US Marshal?
Uh, he's awesome.
(MIMICKING GUNSHOT)
Tell me, do you guys
pick up girls in this thing?
It's like Spanish Fly.
It's a panty-dropper.
(COUGHS)
Dorks.
By the way,
where are we going?
You guys like barbecue,
crawfish?
I like Applebee's.
Yeah, it's just like that.
You gotta
take a left right here.
Since we're all here, you know,
Sean and I, we do a podcast.
It's called NerdGasm,
F-T-Dub.
- Never miss it.
- Yeah?
- Uh-huh.
- I thought of the name.
We wanted all you guys
to be on it.
Love to.
Allison's gonna
need a small mike.
There's a smaller red one,
or we got a big black one
up here.
MATT:
Kid-size?- We can see what we got.
- Baby mikes?
ALLISON:
Party size.Party. There you go.
ALLISON:
Better for anal.ROBERT:
So is that a yes,or is that a...
Well, you know
Matt did say we'd do it, so...
Great! Three, two, one.
(EXCITED GIBBERISH)
Oh, check the levels.
Oh, you mean now.
Levels, Sean!
ROBERT:
Hi-yo, youNerdGasmics, nerd-a-maniacs,
- tuning into our podcast...
- BOTH:
For the win!As always, it's your boy
Hot Rob and the Seanster.
- 'Sup.
- Coming to you live
from the cockpit
of the shuttle craft.
- You say cock?
- I didn't say cock.
Cock-a-doodle-do,
we are right here, gentlemen.
(FUTURISTIC ENGINE WHIRRING)
What the f***?
- (LAUGHS)
- Look at this piece of sh*t.
This doesn't look
like Applebee's.
Hey, nice ride,
Captain Kirk.
Set your phasers to fag.
- (LAUGHS)
- Whoo!
Hey, man, sorry!
We gotta go! Bye-bye!
Yeah!
(LAUGHS)
Queers.
F*** you.
Dude, what the f***
was that, man?
That guy looked like my dad.
I don't need that sh*t, man.
- F*** you, man.
- That was ball cancer kid?
Aw, f***.
Called respect.
Respect.
Ball cancer got balls.
Respect!
F***! That was my last beer.
ALLISON:
There's beenthat Dragon-Con
was robbed of 100 grand
by some guys dressed up
like stormtroopers.
KEITH:
New Hopeor Force Awakens?
- ALLISON:
Does it matter?- KEITH:
It matters.New Hope, okay?
Stay with me.
It's an urban legend.
Bullshit. I heard it
from a very reliable source.
Her pot dealer.
Medical marijuana provider.
What's the story?
Evidently the guy,
or guys, walked in
and held up the con office,
like Pulp Fiction.
They grabbed the cash,
and then they escaped
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