Superbad Page #4

I should f***ing kill you,

you motherf***er!

- Hold him, Jimmy's brother! Hold him!

- What do you mean? No. No Way!

- You humiliated me!

- I'm sorry!

- You used my leg as a tampon!

- I'm calling the cops.

Evan! Come on! Move!

Oh, f***. Oh, f***.

Yeah. Fifth and PaysvieW. Hurry.

Mark, I called the cops.

You should hide your gun.

You're a f***ing p*ssy.

Don't listen to him, officer.

If you make this,

We're no longer friends, Michaels.

- You're a f***ing p*ssy.

- Cheating. You're cheating.

- F*** me.

- Oh, suck on my nuts, Slater!

All right, you--

That Was a lucky shot.

- That Was a lucky shot.

- I rule.

I got jizzed on. All right.

- Can I shoot one?

- Yeah, go nuts. Go nuts.

Have a good time, man.

Empty the clip.

Empty the clip on it, man. Sh*t!

The cops! Bail! Bail! Bail!

Shotgun, shotgun! Damn it!

Shotgun.

- What a rush.

- What do you guys Wanna do?

- Man, let's get drunk!

- Let's get more f***ed up!

You're f***ing living the dream,

Michaels!

Oh, man.

This is gonna be the best night ever.

- Got a 257 at Fifth and Paysview.

- Sh*t.

All units in the area report

to Fifth and Paysview.

- Car 98, that's you. Do it.

- F***.

- Sh*t.

- Sh*t.

Car 98 on it.

You dumb f***ing Whore.

Hey, did she say We're gonna get

to shoot somebody or something?

Oh, God, I Wish.

It's probably some lame house party.

We'll drop you off after. Cool?

Yeah, man.

Let's shoW these f***ers hoW We roll!

- You f***ing prick.

- What?

- You bailed on me.

- I didn't bail on you.

Yeah, you did.

You said you Were gonna

do something and you didn't do it.

That's bailing.

You're the one that dragged me to

that f***ing party With those lunatics.

- I didn't bail on you.

- You bailed on me, okay?

You bailed on me this morning

When Jesse spat on me...

...and you're bailing on me

next year.

What the f***? It finally comes out.

That's good, man.

We Were supposed to go

to college together.

Since We Were kids,

since elementary school...

...that's all We've ever talked about,

us going together.

And you got into

f***ing Dartmouth.

You're making me feel

like I'm a bad guy.

What--? I didn't do anything Wrong.

I got into a good school.

HoW the f*** am I supposed to get

into Dartmouth? You kneW I couldn't.

HoW f***ing selfish are you?

You had no problem letting Fogell

take the fall.

You don't Want me going

to a good school.

- F***, man!

- So, What the f*** do you Want?

I'm not gonna let you

sloW me doWn anymore, Seth.

What are you saying?

I've Wasted the last three years

sitting around talking bullshit With you.

Instead of chasing girls

and making friends...

...l've just sat around

Wasting all my time With you.

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