Superbad

This is for your friends.

Here, have another one.

Shit. Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.

Oh, my God. What do We do?

- Come on. Come on.

- Choose one.

- We can slip out the back, man.

- Come on. Let's hurry up and do this.

Are you crazy, man?

Wanna end up like that guy?

Not me. I need my nuts, man,

for a lot of things.

- We need liquor.

- You need it. I don't.

I'm gonna tell Becca hoW I feel.

Maybe she'll get With me.

I'm not gonna get her

drunk out of her mind.

Oh, really? Then hoW come

you never made a move, you pussy?

Because I respect her, Seth. I'm not

gonna put unfair pressure on her.

I don't see a problem.

Let's just do it.

We're leaving, okay?

You Wanna get killed for liquor?

No, but I Would get killed for pussy,

no questions asked.

- F*ck this, man.

- You're just gonna bail on me?

- I'm going.

- Fucking bitch.

Move, people.

- Thank you.

- Oh, I love this place.

What the hell is going on in there?

If the bullets start flying,

hit the deck.

You pissed everyWhere,

you son of a bitch!

EveryWhere? You didn't

see me pissing anyWhere.

I don't knoW

What you're talking about.

Take your nuts out of your shells!

Michaels, I got your back.

Why don't you shoW this rummy

hoW We roll?

Excuse me, sir.

Stop What you are doing at once.

- Blue guys!

- Resisting. Resisting!

- Slater!

- Michaels!

Everybody stay calm.

- Everybody stay calm.

- Get the f*ck out of my Way!

Stay calm! F*ck!

- Should I shoot him?

- No, no, no!

- No!

- Stop him, McLovin!

McLovin, stop him!

Do it, do it, do it, do it!

Please stop it, you fucking bum.

What the f*ck?

McLovin! Nice!

He just came at me.

I took him doWn.

- I'm buying you a beer, McLovin.

- I'm buying you one too.

Take note. That's hoW

you take doWn a motherfucker.

That's right.

McLovin in the fucking house!

Hey. You dance hot.

Thank you.

Okay, okay. Here We-- Here We go.

- Hello?

- Evan, it's Becca.

Oh, Becca. Hi.

Hey. Hello. Hey. Becca.

- Becca--

- Evan, can you hear me?

- Hello? What?

- Can you hear- -? Piece of shit!

Guy sells me

a piece of shit fucking phone.

- Becca?

- It's Becca.

I get one bar

everywhere I fucking go.

- What is he saying?

- Fucking asshole.

- I think--

- What happened?

Son-of-a-fucking-bitch

phone company.

- What? It's rude. Hello?

- F*ck. You suck.

Bullshit phone. Piece of shit.

I swear I'll bitchslap you

so fucking hard.

- What?

- Bec--?

Thanks.

This is fucking crazy.

Hey. Look What fell out of the truck!

You're full of shit.

Yeah, I knoW.

Dude. Dude.

We're so gonna get fucked up.

- All right.

- Hey.

What is that?

I don't knoW. What?

That fucking stain on your pants, idiot.

What is that?

- What are you talking about, man?

- Dude.

- Is that blood?

- What the f*ck is that?

- Are you bleeding?

- I'm not cut or anything.

- Why Would I be bleeding?

- It's fucking blood, man.

Were you dancing

With some chick in there?

- Yeah, so?

- It's blood.

- Dude, that's not funny.

- It's blood, dude.

But Why Would I be bleeding?

Why the f*ck Would I be bl--?

Dude, Why Would there be bl--?

Oh, f*ck. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

I'm gonna fucking throW up.

Someone perioded

on my fucking leg?

- Oh, shit.

- What the f*ck do I do?

I've never before

seen that in my life!

This is so disgusting.

- Yes, it is.

- I'm gonna go get Bill.

- He's gotta check this shit out.

- F*ck, yeah.

No. Who's Bill? Don't tell Bill!

Bill has nothing to do With this!

Hey, calm doWn.

Let me get a picture of that real quick.

No, you can't have a picture!

- Dude, stop!

- Bill, Bill! Check it out!

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