
Superbad
This is for your friends.
Here, have another one.
Shit. Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
Oh, my God. What do We do?
- Come on. Come on.
- Choose one.
- We can slip out the back, man.
- Come on. Let's hurry up and do this.
Are you crazy, man?
Wanna end up like that guy?
Not me. I need my nuts, man,
for a lot of things.
- We need liquor.
- You need it. I don't.
I'm gonna tell Becca hoW I feel.
Maybe she'll get With me.
I'm not gonna get her
drunk out of her mind.
Oh, really? Then hoW come
you never made a move, you pussy?
Because I respect her, Seth. I'm not
gonna put unfair pressure on her.
I don't see a problem.
Let's just do it.
We're leaving, okay?
You Wanna get killed for liquor?
No, but I Would get killed for pussy,
no questions asked.
- F*ck this, man.
- You're just gonna bail on me?
- I'm going.
- Fucking bitch.
Move, people.
- Thank you.
- Oh, I love this place.
What the hell is going on in there?
hit the deck.
You pissed everyWhere,
you son of a bitch!
EveryWhere? You didn't
see me pissing anyWhere.
I don't knoW
What you're talking about.
Take your nuts out of your shells!
Michaels, I got your back.
Why don't you shoW this rummy
hoW We roll?
Excuse me, sir.
Stop What you are doing at once.
- Blue guys!
- Resisting. Resisting!
- Slater!
- Michaels!
Everybody stay calm.
- Everybody stay calm.
- Get the f*ck out of my Way!
Stay calm! F*ck!
- No, no, no!
- No!
- Stop him, McLovin!
McLovin, stop him!
Do it, do it, do it, do it!
Please stop it, you fucking bum.
What the f*ck?
McLovin! Nice!
He just came at me.
I took him doWn.
- I'm buying you a beer, McLovin.
- I'm buying you one too.
Take note. That's hoW
you take doWn a motherfucker.
That's right.
McLovin in the fucking house!
Hey. You dance hot.
Thank you.
Okay, okay. Here We-- Here We go.
- Hello?
- Evan, it's Becca.
Oh, Becca. Hi.
Hey. Hello. Hey. Becca.
- Becca--
- Evan, can you hear me?
- Hello? What?
- Can you hear- -? Piece of shit!
Guy sells me
a piece of shit fucking phone.
- Becca?
- It's Becca.
I get one bar
everywhere I fucking go.
- What is he saying?
- Fucking asshole.
- I think--
- What happened?
Son-of-a-fucking-bitch
phone company.
- What? It's rude. Hello?
- F*ck. You suck.
Bullshit phone. Piece of shit.
so fucking hard.
- What?
- Bec--?
Thanks.
This is fucking crazy.
Hey. Look What fell out of the truck!
You're full of shit.
Yeah, I knoW.
Dude. Dude.
- All right.
- Hey.
What is that?
I don't knoW. What?
That fucking stain on your pants, idiot.
What is that?
- What are you talking about, man?
- Dude.
- Is that blood?
- What the f*ck is that?
- Are you bleeding?
- I'm not cut or anything.
- Why Would I be bleeding?
- It's fucking blood, man.
Were you dancing
With some chick in there?
- Yeah, so?
- It's blood.
- Dude, that's not funny.
- It's blood, dude.
But Why Would I be bleeding?
Why the f*ck Would I be bl--?
Dude, Why Would there be bl--?
Oh, f*ck. Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Someone perioded
on my fucking leg?
- Oh, shit.
- What the f*ck do I do?
I've never before
seen that in my life!
This is so disgusting.
- Yes, it is.
- I'm gonna go get Bill.
- He's gotta check this shit out.
- F*ck, yeah.
No. Who's Bill? Don't tell Bill!
Bill has nothing to do With this!
Hey, calm doWn.
Let me get a picture of that real quick.
No, you can't have a picture!
- Dude, stop!
- Bill, Bill! Check it out!
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