Superbad

Synopsis: Seth and Evan are best friends, inseparable, navigating the last weeks of high school. Usually shunned by the popular kids, Seth and Evan luck into an invitation to a party, and spend a long day, with the help of their nerdy friend Fogell, trying to score enough alcohol to lubricate the party and inebriate two girls, Jules and Becca, so they can kick-start their sex lives and go off to college with a summer full of experience and new skills. Their quest is complicated by Fogell's falling in with two inept cops who both slow and assist the plan. If they do get the liquor to the party, what then? Is sex the only rite of passage at hand?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Greg Mottola
Production: Sony Pictures/Columbia
  11 wins & 24 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.6
Metacritic:
76
Rotten Tomatoes:
87%
R
Year:
2007
113 min
$121,463,226
Website
2,410 Views

This is for your friends.

Here, have another one.

Shit. Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.

Oh, my God. What do We do?

- Come on. Come on.

- Choose one.

- We can slip out the back, man.

- Come on. Let's hurry up and do this.

Are you crazy, man?

Wanna end up like that guy?

Not me. I need my nuts, man,

for a lot of things.

- We need liquor.

- You need it. I don't.

I'm gonna tell Becca hoW I feel.

Maybe she'll get With me.

I'm not gonna get her

drunk out of her mind.

Oh, really? Then hoW come

you never made a move, you pussy?

Because I respect her, Seth. I'm not

gonna put unfair pressure on her.

I don't see a problem.

Let's just do it.

We're leaving, okay?

You Wanna get killed for liquor?

No, but I Would get killed for pussy,

no questions asked.

- F*ck this, man.

- You're just gonna bail on me?

- I'm going.

- Fucking bitch.

Move, people.

- Thank you.

- Oh, I love this place.

What the hell is going on in there?

If the bullets start flying,

hit the deck.

You pissed everyWhere,

you son of a bitch!

EveryWhere? You didn't

see me pissing anyWhere.

I don't knoW

What you're talking about.

Take your nuts out of your shells!

Michaels, I got your back.

Why don't you shoW this rummy

hoW We roll?

Excuse me, sir.

Stop What you are doing at once.

- Blue guys!

- Resisting. Resisting!

- Slater!

- Michaels!

Everybody stay calm.

- Everybody stay calm.

- Get the f*ck out of my Way!

Stay calm! F*ck!

- Should I shoot him?

- No, no, no!

- No!

- Stop him, McLovin!

McLovin, stop him!

Do it, do it, do it, do it!

Please stop it, you fucking bum.

What the f*ck?

McLovin! Nice!

He just came at me.

I took him doWn.

- I'm buying you a beer, McLovin.

- I'm buying you one too.

Take note. That's hoW

you take doWn a motherfucker.

That's right.

McLovin in the fucking house!

Hey. You dance hot.

Thank you.

Okay, okay. Here We-- Here We go.

- Hello?

- Evan, it's Becca.

Oh, Becca. Hi.

Hey. Hello. Hey. Becca.

- Becca--

- Evan, can you hear me?

- Hello? What?

- Can you hear- -? Piece of shit!

Guy sells me

a piece of shit fucking phone.

- Becca?

- It's Becca.

I get one bar

everywhere I fucking go.

- What is he saying?

- Fucking asshole.

- I think--

- What happened?

Son-of-a-fucking-bitch

phone company.

- What? It's rude. Hello?

- F*ck. You suck.

Bullshit phone. Piece of shit.

I swear I'll bitchslap you

so fucking hard.

- What?

- Bec--?

Thanks.

This is fucking crazy.

Hey. Look What fell out of the truck!

You're full of shit.

Yeah, I knoW.

Dude. Dude.

We're so gonna get fucked up.

- All right.

- Hey.

What is that?

I don't knoW. What?

That fucking stain on your pants, idiot.

What is that?

- What are you talking about, man?

- Dude.

- Is that blood?

- What the f*ck is that?

- Are you bleeding?

- I'm not cut or anything.

- Why Would I be bleeding?

- It's fucking blood, man.

Were you dancing

With some chick in there?

- Yeah, so?

- It's blood.

- Dude, that's not funny.

- It's blood, dude.

But Why Would I be bleeding?

Why the f*ck Would I be bl--?

Dude, Why Would there be bl--?

Oh, f*ck. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

I'm gonna fucking throW up.

Someone perioded

on my fucking leg?

- Oh, shit.

- What the f*ck do I do?

I've never before

seen that in my life!

This is so disgusting.

- Yes, it is.

- I'm gonna go get Bill.

- He's gotta check this shit out.

- F*ck, yeah.

No. Who's Bill? Don't tell Bill!

Bill has nothing to do With this!

Hey, calm doWn.

Let me get a picture of that real quick.

No, you can't have a picture!

- Dude, stop!

- Bill, Bill! Check it out!

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Seth Rogen

Seth Aaron Rogen (; born April 15, 1982) is a Canadian-American actor, voice actor, comedian, writer, producer, and director. He began his career performing stand-up comedy during his teenage years. While still living in his native Vancouver, he landed a supporting role in Judd Apatow's series Freaks and Geeks. Shortly after he moved to Los Angeles for his role, Freaks and Geeks was officially cancelled after one season due to low viewership. Rogen later got a part on sitcom Undeclared, which also hired him as a writer. After landing his job as a staff writer on the final season of Da Ali G Show, Apatow guided him toward a film career. Rogen made his first movie appearance in Donnie Darko with a minor role in 2001. Rogen was cast in a supporting role and credited as a co-producer in Apatow's directorial debut, The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Universal Pictures subsequently cast him as the lead in Apatow's films Knocked Up and Funny People. Rogen co-starred as Steve Wozniak in Universal's Steve Jobs biopic in 2015. In 2016, he developed the AMC television series Preacher with his writing partner Evan Goldberg and Sam Catlin. He also serves as a writer, executive producer, and director with Goldberg. Rogen and Goldberg co-wrote the films Superbad, Pineapple Express, The Green Hornet, This Is the End, and directed both This Is the End and The Interview; all of which Rogen starred in. He has also done voice work for the films Horton Hears a Who!, the Kung Fu Panda film series, The Spiderwick Chronicles, Monsters vs. Aliens, Paul, Sausage Party, and will provide the voice of Pumbaa in the 2019 remake of The Lion King. more…

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