Super Mario Bros. Page #4

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- Mario, Scapelli's floodin' the site!

- We need your help.

- Scapelli?

- Yeah.

Strap your belt on, kid.

We're goin' in.

Scapelli's been trying to force us out

ever since we got here. It's sabotage.

Down here! Hurry!

- This way!

- Allow me. I'm a professional.

- Looks like the bottom one, right?

- Yeah.

- One and 1/16, open- ended.

- One and 1/16, open- ended.

Wrong again. How many times

have we got this wrong?

- You've gotten it wrong five times.

- "O" for five, "O" for five.

- What percent is that?

- I don't know. Let me think.

I don't know,

but it's not good.

If we get it wrong one more time,

he's gonna kill us.

He's not gonna kill us.

He's not that nice.

Up ahead. It's her.

I sense her.

I definitely know it's her.

Basin wrench.

- Basin wrench.

- Great.

- Here. Hand.

- Hand.

Now, does this guy know his stuff,

or does this guy know his stuff, huh?

- Okay, you ready?

- Say when.

Let's go... now.

Scapelli's just an amateur.

Aaah!

Daisy? Daisy, where are you?

Daisy! Answer me! Daisy, where are you?

Come on, let's go this way.

- No, no. No, it's this way.

- Come on, let's go this way.

- That's the echo.

- How do you know?

- I've been listening to pipes all my life. Come on.

- Okay, come on.

Daisy!

Luigi, this is a mistake. It's a dead end.

Come on, let's turn back.

- Okay, then you go back.

- Luigi, please.

Give me the light.

Come on, give me the light.

Daisy?

Luigi, you see how deep that is?

Get back.

- Aaah! Lean back!

- The light!

Let it go!

- Oh, God!

- Ahhh!

Hold on to me.

Daisy?

- Watch it.

- Luigi!

You see that?

Help me!

Daisy! Is that you?

Luigi!

- No!

- Luigi!

- Daisy?

- Get off of me!

No!

- Did you see that?

- Yeah, did you?

- Yeah.

- Oh.

That's solid rock!

- I got a feelin'.

- No, Luigi, forget it.

- I gotta go with it.

- Forget it, it's rock.

Look down there. Luigi!

Luigi!

I don't believe this.

- Mario!

- I disintegrated. Am I still here?

What is this place?

There she is, come on!

Come on, let's go, run!

- Where are you taking me?

- Back to where you belong.

- No, you're hurting me!

- I'm gonna kill 'em!

No, you're not gonna kill 'em.

Not if I get there first.

I'm gonna break every bone in their body,

and then I'm gonna kill 'em.

I'm really gonna kill 'em.

- Help me!

- Daisy, I'm coming!

- Get off of me!

- Excuse me.

- You better not hurt her!

- Help!

Grade- A Express

to Koopa Canyon!

Excuse me. I'm sorry.

Excuse me, I'm sorry.

Gentlemen,

the Koopa Union is cancelled.

- Passengers transfer at Koopa Square.

- Get out of my way!

Where the hell are we?

This is crazy!

We went under the river, but this can't

be Manhattan. Where is this place?

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