Super Mario Bros. Page #3

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- Iggy.

- Where're you going? That's not the girl.

- I'm goin' to get the girl.

Yes, it is. She's wearing a disguise.

I can spot her a mile away.

Of course she's wearing a disguise.

She thinks she can fool us.

- I'm gonna go get her.

- I'm gonna go get her.

Wait a minute. We'll follow her,

and then we'll both go get her.

- Good idea. I bag her, you grab her.

- No, I grab her, you bag her.

- That's what I said.

- Exactly.

- This is the one.

- That's what you said about the last four girls.

- I did?

- You did.

Outta my way!

You know, I just wanna say

one thing first.

I want to apologize right now, in case...

when I start to get talkin'...

and I start to say things

that sound really weird...

Uh, weird? Weird... Look, weird

is working in a bone pit all day.

And then spending your nights reading about

things that have been dead for 65 million years.

- I mean, that is weird.

- Well, I... I find that fascinating.

And I mean... You know what,

if you just wanna end this right now...

- I would understand.

- You know, I was gonna ask you the same thing.

If, if you wanna end this right now

and you feel bad about that...

but you wanna talk to somebody

about it, you could call me.

You really think what I do

is interesting?

I think it's incredible.

Well, you know...

if you want...

I could show you.

I'd love you to show me.

Show me.

- See you tomorrow.

- Okay. Good night, okay?

Drive carefully.

Mario!

You don't stand a chance.

I won.

That's what you think.

Oh, that was sneaky.

We don't even have

any security here.

That's what I was calling

about on the phone today.

You see, I can't get the university

to give me any extra money.

- Is that why you were talking about Scapelli?

- Yeah, well...

Scapelli was down here with his crew

blasting at the site...

and that's when

they found the fossils.

- Are you sure you know where you're goin'?

- It's just ahead.

Is this your office or somethin'?

Doesn't it give you the creeps?

Well, it's more like a home.

I feel comfortable down here.

Comfortable? Okay.

- Well, this is it. Have a look.

- Wow!

Awesome!

Oh, check this out!

These are all strange new species.

Look at this one.

The way the bones fit here...

and the opposable thumb.

It's almost as if... he was a monster

trying to be a human being.

It's beautiful.

You're beautiful.

- Oh, my... Hey! Hey!

- Hey, you guys!

- It's the Scapellis!

- Oh, no!

Well, what did they, they do?

What've you got down there?

They're destroying everything.

Is it the sump pump?

Thank God you're here! I mean...

- What do you mean?

- I mean, you're a plumber, right?

Oh, yeah.

Well, I don't know exactly what to do.

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