Sunset PPL Page #3

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marriage is the commitment.

The engagement is committing to commit,

so a pre-engagement is committing

to commit to commit.

So, yeah.

Right, well,

I'm here, and he's there,

so our plans are just on hold...

- for now.

- For now?

You can't even commit to

breaking the commitment.

Because I'm not breaking the commitment.

We're still pre-engaged.

Moving to L.A. doesn't change that.

Okay, I've come to the

simple conclusion...

All females are flakes.

Excuse me?

This girl I've been texting... Amanda...

she can't commit to meeting in person

at a designated place and time.

Meanwhile, you can't

even honor a commitment

that you are three times removed

from actually committing to.

I just had a change

of plans, that's all.

I... for once, I wanted

to live my plan A.

Oh, sure, yeah. Tell me something.

How does James feel

about being your plan B?

- Well...

- Exactly.

No one wants to commit to anything.

I have an idea that

involves some committing.

Why don't you quit texting that girl

and pick up the phone and call her?

Are you serious?

No, no.

I'm in too deep to make a phone call.

I... I send one wrong

text; I make one wrong move,

it'll be radio silence.

Do yourself a favor.

Stick to math and stuff.

Fine.

Fine.

You really have no clue

how to communicate with women, do you?

Have you ever moved past texting?

I have, actually. I dated

a girl for seven years.

And what happened?

She put our plans on hold.

Kind of like you and James.

Good night.

Whoa.

- Ugh.

- My rash, remember?

Hey, guys.

- You just waking up?

- Hey.

I had the best morning.

I was up at 6:
00 and watched

the sunrise at Runyon Canyon.

Then I ran five miles

and updated my rsum.

Oh, God. Are you [bleep] serious?

I know, right? Oh, and guess what?

I have a meeting with a casting

director I found on Craigslist.

Congratulations on

organizing your own murder.

Very funny.

So, Mel, how was your

comedy skit last night?

It's a comedy show,

and it was okay.

The joke about me making out

with my stepdad didn't hit

like I thought it would.

I guess it was just too

much truth, you know?

So you and your stepdad are...

Yeah.

[phone chimes]

It's Amanda.

She says, "Bowling... "

"Okay?" Ghost Emoji.

This is in response to

"Glow in the dark bowling,"

period, "Tomorrow," period?

"Bowling...

Okay?"

Ghost Emoji?

Why did she use the

ghost? The ghost is scary.

Is she dying?

This girl is truly an enigma.

You know, 55% of

communication is body language,

38% is tone of voice,

and only 7% are the actual words spoken.

What are you saying?

Ooh, she's saying we

need to get a visual

on how Amanda reacts to your texts

in order to Gauge the

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