Suck It Up Page #4

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I think I'm gonna go to Alex's.

Are you guys like...

Not-friends?

Friendly.

How do you know her again?

Ah! She's like one of Garrett's

random friends

from summers here.

I...

I just don't wanna go.

Okay.

You don't have to.

So, you're just gonna go

over there all by yourself?

Yeah.

Like, you don't even know her.

Not as well

as you know, say, Dale.

But, uh, I think I'll survive.

They're here.

Hello, ladies.

Uh, Ronnie, faye, this is

my roommate, granville.

You can call me "granny."

Who likes beer?

Grab a bunch.

We'll be in the garden.

Uh... bathroom?

Just around the corner.

Uh, just make sure you hold

the flusher down

for three Mississippi's

she doesn't know about you.

Okay.

Faye... she can't

know about you.

Okay.

Alex, this is super important.

She can't know about you.

Ronnie...

It's okay.

Okay, okay.

Do you like space?

- Yeah.

It's okay if

you're not that into it.

Not that into it.

Get out of my house.

No, I'm kidding. That's a joke.

Please stay.

Hmm.

So, you're an artist?

Uh...

Yeah, space enthusiast,

really.

Made a ton of these.

Got a bunch in my bedroom

if you want to...

Uh... or...

People are waiting outside,

too.

So...

Uh, nice to meet you.

Uh, I'll get the chips.

- What do you got?

-Beer.

Uh, granny, I promised them

some of your kush.

Oh, sh*t, Kenny

cleaned me out this morning.

- F***...

- -Aren't those marijuana plants?

Yeah. But they're not

ready for harvest yet.

Did you ever, uh,

see one up close?

I'll show you.

Oh, no, that's cool.

I see them all the time.

Please, after you.

It's pollen.

It's my kryptonite.

They're pretty, huh?

Very pretty.

What's that?

Oh,

that is my pump for Insulin.

I'm diabetic.

Ta-da!

You have diabetes and asthma?

Yes, I do.

Basically superman.

Yo, hookers. We got a plan b.

Uh-oh...

What is it?

Alex said she can take us

to the bowling alley

to meet some guys

on the weekend.

Ooh! Can you score

some weed there?

Yeah, bro, we can score

some weed there.

--That shamus?

Gonna get that

famous-shamus-stank-weed.

Better than nothing, I guess.

Granville's kind of a cutie.

He's not.

Come on. You were creaming

your Jean shorts for that guy.

Asthmatic, diabetic...

Space cowboy granville.

Shut up.

- Why?

-Come on. You're not even

gonna get in once?

No. I don't

want swimmer's itch.

You're not gonna get it again.

Oh, my god.

It's not like chicken pox.

It's itchy for, like, a week.

Boo-hoo!

We've all had chlamydia.

Mmm.

Life is so hard.

Ronnie! The sun!

Oh, my god. The sun,

the water. Jesus, faye.

Live a little.

Yeah, I'm trying to live a lot,

which is why

I'm avoiding a sunburn.

What's the point, dude?

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