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a creepy dead girl's,
like, carcass with a nightie.
- Are you f***ing kidding me now?
- No! Look...
you found a dead girl
buried in my dad's backyard?
I hate to break it to you,
all right?
There is an evil spirit
lurking on your property,
and I don't want to f***ing
be here when it shows up,
so I'm out all right?
Sh*t that makes sense.
Honestly, all day something's
been feeling a little bit off.
I thought I just had a hangover.
No, dude. Wake the f*** up!
I only came here
to f***ing raid your fridge,
get my Fanny pack,
and warn you, that's it.
Thank you, man.
I really appreciate it.
Good luck.
Sit down.
Right here.
Now...
Here we go.
All right. -
Let's do this thing.
Good.
Since when do you make
house calls?
Since they gave me
the opportunity
to charge you more money.
Fair enough.
So, is your dad here?
Um, he actually died today.
Good news.
I'm just kidding. He's at work.
Bad news, 'cause he's a dick.
Your father is a scoundrel.
He is a cheater.
And he owes me a lot of money.
My brother, you are preaching
to the choir on that one.
Um... My thing is, I kind of stay
out of other people's business,
so maybe, if you could just give
me my prescription, we could...
you know what?
You don't need
your prescription anymore.
You're perfectly healthy.
Your condition
has corrected itself.
All right let me, uh...
let me just get this straight
for the record.
So, You're... You're saying that
the blood-pressure condition
I've had for the last 15 years,
and been on medication for, has
just magically corrected itself?
Basically, yes.
If You're trying
to get back at my dad
by killing me, I-I don't think
it's gonna work.
The guy... the guy
really hates me.
Raymond,
I have been your physician
since you were born.
I circumcised you.
There's no sort of game
being played here.
You've simply outgrown
your condition.
Simple as that.
Happens all the time.
I got to get the f***
out of this town.
will help take my mind
off Hector's disappearance.
Oh, come to think of it honey,
your old friend David's mom
will be there tonight.
Mom, what are you talking about?
Well, once a week,
several of us get together
for a group workout.
No, I mean, are -
are you talking
about Dave Richards?
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm not friends with that guy.
He's a total scumbag.
Oh, honey, shush.
His mother says he's working
I think teaching
is such a noble profession.
Teaching is
a noble profession, mom.
But did his mom
tell you also about how...
and I don't like using
this language in front of you,
but he fingered a girl
who was a sleep
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