Stuck on You Page #3

- Sure.

- Made a blood pact that day, remember?

Yeah, we promised we'd never hold

each other back, no matter what.

And we never have. Right off the bat,

we made a hell of a team.

Trick or treat!

Get them! Get them!

Man, those freaks are fast.

Strike one!

Let's do it! Now, come on!

Get out there!

Break. Break. Break. Break. Okay,

come on. You keep it clean, now.

You're out!

Your kings and queens!

Right, Betty!

So, what's your point?

Here, sit down.

Oh, jeez.

I want to be an actor.

Yeah. Of course.

Look, I'm sorry, man.

I know I freaked out yesterday...

...but I'll go on-stage with you again.

You can even sing if you want to.

I'd never stop you from doing that.

I mean, I want to be a real actor.

I want to move to Hollywood.

- What?!

- I think I got the chops for it.

Those people last night were moved.

- I got to them.

- Look, those were your friends.

What's that supposed to mean?

Look, I just meant...

Look, man, we're from

Martha's Vineyard, okay?

You know, people here...

You know, we're lifeguards

and fishermen.

We own restaurants.

We do not star in movies.

What about Meryl Streep?

She's not from the Vineyard.

She shot one movie here.

She stayed on a couple extra

weeks because she liked it.

- What are you-- ? What is your point?

- Well...

Okay, look, I'm gonna

put it to you this way.

Who were the last conjoined twins

who were nominated for an Oscar?

I can't believe I'm hearing this

from you, of all people.

Isn't that what people told us

our whole lives?

We couldn't do what normal

people did. Never stopped us.

By the way, Hollywood just happens

to be in L.A. where May Fong lives.

I'm not ready for that.

She's crowding me as it is.

Crowding you?! She's been

your lnternet pal for three years.

You haven't even met her!

Look, man. What about me, man?

I have a business here.

If things work out,

we can open a Quikee Burger in L.A.

Yeah, or better yet, maybe

you can get in the movie biz too.

What am I gonna do

in the movie business?

I don't know. You could be

my stunt double.

- Your stunt double?

- Yeah.

If I gotta do, like, a dangerous stunt,

you could do it...

...so that I don't get hurt.

Come on. I need to do this

while I still can. I'm getting old, Bob.

- Walt, you're 32.

- Going on 50.

Listen, I can't help it

you got most of our liver. Okay?

I'm aging faster.

I got bags under my eyes.

And you? Time's passing. You got

nothing to show except for pictures.

- You haven't been laid in five years.

- Hey, how would you know?

I don't know, Walt.

You know,

we got a great thing going here.

- lt might not be the same--

- lt might be better!

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