Stranger Than Fiction Page #6
I mean, I once gave an entire seminar
on "little did he know."
Son of a b*tch, Harold.
"Little did he know" means there's
something he doesn't know...
...that means there's something
you don't know. Did you know that?
- I want you to come back Friday.
- Okay.
No, "imminent,"
you could be dead by Friday.
Come back tomorrow at 9:45.
Ten seconds ago
you said you wouldn't help me.
It's been a very revealing 10 seconds,
Harold.
Harold was deep in thought.
For a few, brief moments, from
Born Boulevard to Euclid Avenue...
... all the calculations
and all the rules...
... and all the precision of Harold's life
just faded away.
How perfect then
that in this space...
Ms. Pascal.
Ms. Pascal, it's Harold Crick
from the IRS.
Excuse me.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Would you like a seat?
- Nope.
There's 11 open ones.
I don't care.
Sorry about that.
How are you?
I'm lousy. I'm being audited.
Of course.
By a real creep too.
I think I owe you an apology.
- Really?
- IRS agents...
...we're given rigorous aptitude tests
before we can work.
Unfortunately for you, we aren't tested
on tact or good manners...
...so I apologize.
I ogled you.
Sorry.
Okay, apology accepted.
But only because you stammered.
So you're a frequenter of the
metropolitan transit authority too?
No. I'm just late.
Big flag-burning to get to?
Actually...
...it's my weekly evil-conspiracy
and needlepoint group.
You wanna come?
I left my thimbles and socialist
reading material at home.
So... .
Harold nervously made small talk.
You have very straight teeth.
Very small talk.
Thanks. They're real.
Harold quickly calculated the odds
of making an ass of himself...
... in ratio to the amount of time
he stayed to chat.
This is my stop. I should go.
- He was elated and surprised...
- See you soon.
... by his somewhat flirtatious
encounter with Ms. Pascal.
So elated that he exited
... a good 27 blocks too early
and would now have to walk.
- "You ain't down yet."
- That's right.
Tell us, what is You Ain't Got
Nothin' On Me about, Emmett Cole?
What does this mean?
in the world, doing different things...
- ... doing what you wanna do... .
- Come in.
Mr. Crick. Come in, come in. Please.
How are you?
I'm fine, actually.
You can turn that off.
Looks like our narrator
- No, not yet.
- Good, great. Have a seat.
- No.
Course not. I've devised a test--
How exciting is that?
- Of 23 questions...
...which I think might help uncover
more truths about this narrator.
- Now, Howard... .
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