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Other than that.
I don't know.
I suppose I would send you to see
someone who knows about literature.
Okay.
Yeah. That's a good idea.
Thank you.
So you're the gentleman
who called me about the narrator.
- Yes.
- This narrator says you're gonna die.
Yes.
- How long has it given you to live?
- I don't know.
Dramatic irony.
It'll f*** you every time.
- So you crazy or what?
- Well--
Are you allowed to say that
to crazy people?
- I don't know.
- Oh, well. How many stairs...
...in the hallway out there?
- What?
You were counting them
as we walked, weren't you?
No.
Of course.
What bank do you work at?
No bank. IRS agent.
- Married?
- No.
Ever?
Engaged to an auditor.
She left me for an actuary.
- How heartbreaking. Live alone?
- Yes.
- Any pets?
- No.
- Friends?
- No. Well, Dave at work.
I see. The narrator,
exactly what does he sound like?
It's a woman.
A woman.
- Is it a familiar woman?
- No.
Someone you know?
No.
Did you have enough time
to count the tiles in the bathroom?
I wasn't counting the tiles.
- Coffee?
- No, thank you.
- Sure?
- Yes.
So this woman, the voice,
told you you're gonna die?
She didn't tell me.
She doesn't know I can hear her.
- But she said it.
- Yes.
And you believed her.
She's been right
about a few other things.
- Such as?
- How I felt about work.
- You dislike your work?
- Yes.
Well, not the most insightful voice
in the world, is it?
First thing on a list
of what Americans hate: Work.
Second, traffic. Third, missing socks.
See what I'm saying?
Sort of.
I told you you were gonna die,
you believe me?
- No.
- Why?
I don't know you.
- But you don't know this narrator.
- Well... .
- Okay, Mr. Crick, I can't help you.
- Why?
Well, I'm not an expert in crazy,
I'm an expert in literature theory.
And I gotta tell you, thus far...
...there doesn't seem to be a single
I don't doubt you hear a voice,
but it couldn't possibly be a narrator...
...because, frankly, there doesn't seem
to be much to narrate.
Beside that, this semester
I'm teaching five courses.
I'm mentoring
two doctoral candidates...
...and I'm the faculty lifeguard
at the pool.
- I just thought you could possibly--
- Perhaps you should keep a journal.
Write down what she said
or something.
That's all I can suggest.
I just remember:
"Little did he know that this simple,
seemingly innocuous act...
...would lead to his imminent death."
- What?
- "Little did he know that this--"
- Did you say, "little did he know"?
- Yes.
I've written papers
on "little did he know."
I used to teach a class
based on "little did he know."
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