Storks Page #3

- And Sarah...

- ...Gardner!

A house is not a home without a Gardner!

Ninja Commander, where were you?

- Uh, can you hold one second?

- Can you just...

You promised me that we were taking down

Dr. LeFreeze this afternoon.

You didn't show up,

and now he controls

most of Western Europe.

Ethnic tension is on the rise.

Yeah.

- We're totally done after this call, okay?

- Really?

- Five more minutes.

- And then we'll stop.

We promise.

We never stop. That's the Gardner promise.

Not even for five minutes.

Oh, look! There's one of our bench ads.

And you know what it says?

"We never stop."

We never stop. We never stop.

There's a stop sign. We're stopping.

We do stop for that.

I love you, brother.

It's like we're best friends

that live together!

And we yield.

And the yield

you're gonna get on this house, Kyle...

And that's what we were saying,

like you've gotta be up...

Mom, Dad,

I've decided I want a baby brother.

- Oh, honey, can you...

- Can you hold one second?

- Oh...

- Um...

I think we're fine as a family of three.

Why can't I have one?

Let's make this easy.

Where do you get one?

Why are you laughing and not answering me?

Where did you get me?

What is the joke?

Is there a different subject?

Okay, so there's a super weird

vibe in this car right now.

Oh, honey, this is very sweet.

But we have you.

And that's all we need.

That's right.

No, no, no, don't feel bad.

You can call us anytime.

Call us morning, noon or night.

Weekends, holidays.

No, we will pick up the phone

on Christmas.

Oh, well, I don't... Will we?

Yeah, you can call us on Christmas.

"Dear Stork Delivery Service,

"our adult names are Henry and Sarah.

"We are adult parents

of an absolutely perfect son named Nate.

"He really deserves a baby brother.

"As adults, it is our adult belief

"that it would be irresponsible

if this baby did not have ninja skills.

"Sincerely, adult parents

Henry and Sarah Gardner comma adults.

"Not Nate.

"P.S. He has to have ninja skills!"

Hi-ya!

Nailed it.

Happy birthday, dear Tulip!

Happy birthday to you!

Whoo!

Guys, thank you so much! Oh, my gosh.

Don't you think Junior put

you down here to get you out of the way?

Cheryl, that's not fair.

Why would you say that?

What? I can't help it.

I'm your outspoken friend.

I've never done this before,

but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

Aha! A letter!

"The H.I. Department."

Don't know that one.

He said the number-one rule is

"Don't leave."

But if I don't deliver the letter,

I won't be doing my job.

I'll cover for you!

Okay, thanks!

I have excellent news.

I have taken care of the Tulip problem.

Wonderful.

Monday, it'll all be yours.

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