Stop the Wedding Page #6

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so sure about...

Yeah, yeah.

...her.

And look what happened,

she destroyed you.

I just don't want to see

that happen to you again.

I appreciate that,

thank you,

but this time,

slam dunk.

Right here.

- Hello.

- Hi.

Can I take

something?

Sure.

Great.

Why didn't you

tell me who you were?

Oh, I didn't

really have time.

You were so busy

negotiating your bribe.

It wasn't a bribe,

it was an offer.

I don't know what circles

you run in, Clay,

but my aunt

cannot be bought.

They're not

my circles.

They're my father's.

Well, I'm not going to

allow your father,

and his very obvious

mid-life crisis

to take advantage of my aunt.

Him take advantage of her?

That's not normally the case

where the castleberrys

are concerned.

My aunt could care less

about any of that

celebrity stuff.

Look, I'm sure

she's a very wonderful person,

and I imagine they think

that this is true love.

It's not. It's adrenaline,

disguised as love.

I'm a divorce lawyer,

I've seen this

a million times.

Hi.

Hello, I'm Jake.

This is Anna.

I'm Anna.

It's nice to meet

you, Anna.

Will you both

be joining us?

Yes. Very soon.

They need to

put on the brakes.

Get to know

each other,

see if they fit into

each other's lives.

Then, a few months

down the road...

If they're still

together...

If they're

still together,

see what happens.

They can't get

married in two weeks.

It's an absolute

recipe for disaster.

So we stop the wedding?

We have no choice.

So, counselor,

what's the plan?

I'm supposed to

come up with a plan?

Well, you seem like

the sort of person

who always has a plan.

I've never been in

this position before.

You, however, have.

What do you think?

Well, you kind of

squashed it this morning.

That was your plan?

That wasn't a plan,

that was

an act of desperation.

Pardon me for my lack

of experience here,

but I didn't step in

early enough last time,

and I'm not okay

with a repeat performance.

Gail, his former wife,

was a demonic human being...

Though to call her a human

is an insult to humans

everywhere, trust me.

Well, I can assure you,

my aunt is nothing

like that.

I get it. She's a dream,

but it still doesn't

dismiss the fact

that this is insane...

...and then, I did my surgical

residency in Boston

and I never left.

Boston, oh,

how fascinating...

Clay, how do you

take your burgers?

Uh, medium, please.

Look, we need to

figure this out soon,

because I left a very

important new client behind,

and I need to get back.

Mm-hmm, and I'm supposed

to be in Miami on Friday,

doing my first keynote

to a conference of

prominent orthopedists.

We're all sacrificing

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