Stop the Wedding
- TV-G
- Year:
- 2016
- 84 min
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All right, Anna,
comedy or tragedy?
Comedy!
Laughter is always
preferable to tears...
Unless it is
tears from laughter,
which I also enjoy.
If we can hear it
over your new neighbors
and their endless
mariachi celebration.
I know, it's been
non-stop with those people
Music is to be enjoyed.
Not to be audible
from outer space.
That is so loud.
Right?
Oh, but even still,
I love your
weekend visits.
I wish that you didn't
have to go back so soon.
I know,
but my batteries are recharged,
and I've got to go
back to my real life
and get my firm off the ground.
Well, I'm proud of you,
because it's not every day
over a paycheck!
Oh, well,
don't congratulate me yet.
I may have to go crawling back
to a big firm
if I can't get
my own off the ground.
Stop it.
You are smart
and capable
and determined.
And I take
full credit for that
because that's the way
I raised you!
What?
That's it,
this is ridiculous.
What?
Let's go!
I have to
meet them sometime!
Okay!
Just be careful.
We don't want some
hatfields and mccoys feud
with the new neighbors.
Well, I hope not,
because the hatfields
killed the mccoys.
It wasn't over
mariachi music,
so I think we're safe.
But, just in case,
I'm your backup.
You're always
looking out for me.
Ah, my, my.
Yes, yes.
Wait, you're
our new neighbor?
You're Sean castleberry!
That's what it says
on my driver's license,
it must be true.
Don't believe
the date of birth part.
I'm really
much younger than that.
Could you turn
that down, please?
Wireless speakers.
So, you heard I was in town
making a movie,
and you've come by
for a selfie, right?
Not exactly.
No?
We're here to remind you
that you have neighbors.
There are other people
in the world.
Ah.
Got it, yes.
My music.
Please accept my apologies.
Hey!
Is that darn music
still too loud?
Actually, it was
even louder than before.
Well, I've never been
into salsa music,
but I'm playing
a dance instructor
in this new movie,
and I'm just getting it
all in my head now.
I love it.
How do you like
my moves?
Spectacular.
Best I've ever seen.
Now, would you mind
keeping it to a dull roar?
I know, you're upset
because I haven't
come next door
to introduce myself.
It's just that I'm in Seattle
for a very short time.
Much as we'll all
miss you when you're gone,
might I suggest
you invest
in a pair of headphones?
Have a nice night...
Nice neighbors!
Nice ladies...
Unbelievable!
Who does he think he is?
Okay, aunt belle,
this is my third message
in the past two days.
Where are you?
I'm walking into
my new office now,
so call me there, okay?
I left the new number
on my last few voicemails.
I'll talk to you soon.
Okay, bye.
Where is she?
Look, Mrs. o'healey...
Gloria.
I understand,
this is
a very difficult time for you,
but I've handled
many sensitive divorces,
and I'm going to make this
as painless as possible.
I'm here for you 24/7, okay?
I will call you as soon as
I speak to his lawyer.
All right, you too.
Okay, bye-bye.
Is Gloria
signing with us?
She is.
Poor thing,
I'm going to have to do
a little hand-holding here.
She could've chosen any firm
and she chose you.
It's a testament
to your reputation.
It's a start.
It's a great start.
Wealthy doctor's
soon-to-be ex?
She'll keep us afloat
for a while.
That's not why we do this, em.
Can you get me the file
for the Avery divorce?
You know, Anna,
it's after 6:
00, so...We should go home,
because that's what
normal people do.
They work
and they leave said work.
It's after 6:
00 already?I'm calling
my aunt again.
Your aunt is allowed
to have a life,
unlike the rest of us.
I know that.
But she's usually so quick
to return my calls,
I'm starting to worry.
What if something
happened?
Nothing has happened.
I can't find
the Avery file.
You did.
When I was home
last month.
Well, I am so fired,
Ah, finally!
I was so worried.
I am so sorry.
I was actually out of town
and I forgot to bring
my phone with me.
I didn't even get
your messages until right now.
It's okay, you're forgiven.
I'm just so glad
you're all right.
Did you go camping?
No, I was at
an incredible spa resort.
With a friend.
Really?
With a man friend, perhaps?
Yes, he is all that.
Aunt belle!
This is great news.
It's been two years
since you and Walter broke up,
i didn't know
you were dating again.
Well, it's actually
a bit more than dating.
Wait...
I'm engaged!
What? To who?
To whom?
Are you really
correcting my grammar
at a time like this?
Anna, there is never
a good time
for improper grammar.
Okay, well then,
to whom
are you getting married?
Sean castleberry.
That's great, I just,
I really hope it's not
on the same day
as my wedding to Bradley Cooper.
I'm not joking, honey.
Wait, seriously?
and now you're marrying
this guy?
And he's been married
so many times.
I mean, does he get
a set of steak knives
on the 10th wife?
a new set of steak knives,
but I'm not sure
it works that way.
Hello, Anna.
Hi, Mr. castleberry.
You're there.
That... that's really great.
Please. Sean.
And it's not
10 marriages, Anna,
it's only three.
Sometimes, in life,
you have to kiss a few frogs.
But that's all
behind me now,
ever since I met this woman
I'm so crazy about.
When did this happen?
Well, we've been
seeing each other
since you left,
and I didn't mention it
because I wanted to make sure
it was real first.
Nothing has
ever been more real.
I said that line
in a soap opera once.
Of course you did.
Uh, um, oh, uh, darling,
there's just
one more thing...
in two weeks.
What? W-why?
Why is the wedding in two weeks?
That's very soon.
Well, I'm shooting a movie.
As soon as I finish,
i can't wait to start
my new life
with your wonderful aunt.
Or is it "ah-nt".
Ah, tomato, tom-ah-to.
This is our first fight,
by the way.
We'll get through it,
i know we will.
Um... honey.
I-I really hope
you can get away.
I want you to be
my maid of honor.
Oh, trust me, I will be there,
and I will see you very soon.
Bye!
Wow.
Keep a close eye
on her blood pressure
and notify me of any changes
in either direction.
Jake called.
Well, that's never a good sign,
hearing from my dad's
assistant, is it?
Nope.
Do you want me
to get him on the line?
Mm-hmm.
Nice to
see you again.
What?
In two weeks,
they say, "I do."
He never learns.
Especially after the last wife
did a number on him
and his bank account.
Well, you want him
to be happy, don't you?
Yeah, of course, Jake,
I'm not a monster,
but why does he have to
marry them
every single time?
A hopeless romantic?
Yeah, well, thanks
for letting me know.
Again?
Yeah, apparently,
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