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your papers, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you again for your sterling efforts.

That will be all for today.

Blondie, more of a stretch here.

Lose those pounds. You've put too many on.

Scarecrow, come on. Do something there.

You in the pink, you sissy, move.

Betty Boo, more of an effort into that.

Come on, Fatso.

Get a move on there, Specky.

Here, what are you doing standing?

Get a move on it. That's very good.

You do that. Hey Magic, get rid of

that f***ing ball and start stretching.

Yeah. What the...

Are you ordering food online again?

- No.

Of all the people to have a free house

and he doesn't wanna have a party.

Vinny, give him a break.

- Why?

Because it's his birthday this weekend.

It's his birthday this weekend?

- Yeah.

Like this weekend coming?

Yes, this weekend coming.

It's his birthday.

And garlic bread.

I was thinking, this weekend,

total surprise party for Tom.

Dude, that's like flashing a strobe light

at an epileptic. Can't do it.

Let's get it on.

Bulger, gimme the ball.

Earth to Tom.

Wake up, you lazy bastard.

Dude, you should have this party.

- No.

Kate and Dan are at breaking point.

You can put that six year boner to use.

Don't say anything.

Just think about it.

You're a legend, Tom.

Shoot it, Tom.

- Shoot it. Come on.

Wait, wait, wait.

Vinny. Richie. Bulger.

Holy sh*t. It's on.

- It's on.

It's actually happening?

- Yep.

Oh my God. This is amazing.

There'll be cake and everything, Bulger.

- Whatever.

Tom, are we doing presents?

You know I don't do that sort of thing.

You, Kate. What did I tell you about

wearing those boots in school?

Not to.

- Not to.

Footwear is supposed to be black or brown.

How's it a uniform if there's a choice?

This isn't a conversation. I'm not asking

you. What are you now? Emo?

You'll dye you hair pink next,

and a nose ring.

And then there'll be the drugs.

And five years down the line...

you're in a bedsit by yourself

eating your own hair.

Oh, it's funny. Laugh it up.

That tickled you, did it?

I'll be in to check on you.

You're not laughing now.

And here.

If I catch you with those boots again,

it'll be a letter home.

Hey!

He's such an a**hole.

Hi, Kate.

- Oh, hi.

How you doing?

- I just got detention.

Remember that time in Mrs Burke's class

when she gave us detention for laughing?

I've got something for you.

Having a party?

- Yeah.

I don't know about this Saturday yet.

I might be going out.

Oh right, with friends.

Yeah, just some of the girls.

- Well, you can invite them, too.

There's plenty of room.

- Yeah?

Sure.

- OK. I'll say it to them and see.

Dress code for Saturday is smart casual,

so I don't want to see those shoes,

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