Sticks & Stones Page #3

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- Sure you can, Bookie.

Tell him to take a hike.

That's what my mom

told my old man.

He never came back.

The a**hole.

And then again, if

that don't work,

you can always do what

that kid in Wichita did.

- Oh, and what was

that, Oh Wise One?

- Blow 'em away.

- Let's play some ball!

Been such a long time

Since I've felt this good

Beginning to wonder

if I ever could

I know it sounds crazy

But I feel my luck is changing

Yeah, I'm back again

- You're going downtown, Finley.

Downtown.

- Stee-rike!

Next time. Next time.

Dos!

Greeting the

future face to face

We're back in the race

You might think that it's over

I got news for you

Don't be so quick

to count me out

'Cause it's never over

'Til the walls

come tumbling down

I'm out of luck

Thrown it all away

Yeah, back in the race

Get cooled off

Livin' life like

there's no tomorrow

Back in the race

To take a chance

Greeting the

future face to face

We're back in the race

- Home run! Home run!

Stop the presses!

I just dinged one off the

great Joseph Finley!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

- It was foul.

- No way, Book.

That was a home run,

fair and square.

- My condolences, but it

went left of the tree.

- Yeah, well that oak

tree is fair, you puke.

- That's not an oak.

It's a Monterrey

Pine, you pukette.

It's foul.

It always has been

and always will be.

You know it.

- Aw, go home and

molest yourself.

- You guys, let's

just give it to him.

- Nah, give him nothin'.

If I can strike lightning once,

I can strike it again.

Fetch.

- You fetch.

You hit it.

- You're in the outfield.

- You hit it.

- You said it was foul.

- So what?

- I'll go get it.

- No, no, no, no, Joey.

I'll go get it.

- No, no, no, no, no.

I'll go get it.

- Shoot.

- Somebody lose a ball?

- It's ours.

Thanks.

- Anytime.

Take care.

- Yeah.

Yeah, bro, you too.

He ain't a bad guy.

- By the way...

which one of you guys called

me an a**hole yesterday?

You know, I'm just curious,

'cause usually I like to look

the limp dick in the eyes.

But hey, I just wanna know

who's been calling me names...

behind my back.

I'm not gonna hurt anybody.

Scout's honor.

You know what?

I don't ever wanna see

you guys here again.

Find somewhere else to play.

- Look, we don't

want any trouble.

If you want us to

do your homework

or make your lunch

everyday, you got it.

- You called me an

a**hole, didn't you?

- It was me.

- No, I said it.

- Now I know it was

you, you fat coward.

Do you have any idea how fat

and stupid-looking you are?

Huh? Do ya?

Greasy, four-eyed

mound of blubber.

How do you live

with yourself, huh?

Piggy.

I asked you a question, Piggy.

Do you have any idea how fat

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