Step Sisters Page #5

It would show the Dean

that you are capable of teamwork,

community service,

cultural awareness

and you would get great press.

That could be really fun!

I'm an excellent country line dancer.

That surprises no one.

Thanks, but no thanks.

We're sorority girls, not showgirls.

Actually, you'd be legends -

the first white Greeks ever to step.

Uh...

We're not all white Greeks.

Right.

Thank you.

Stepping requires

an extraordinary amount of discipline.

And to make it easier,

mentally and physically,

we don't drink during the week.

[ALL GASP]

Jesus Christ. Calm down.

I'm sorry, but Margarita Mondays

at Borracho's - that's an SBB tradition.

Turnt Up Tuesdays at Fleck's? Hello?

And if you think we're missing

Wine-down Wednesdays at Bedspins,

you can lick my...

I think we've heard enough.

SBBs, we're out.

No, no.

Beth.

The Dean is making an example of us.

SBB has become a beacon

of powerful, sexy b*tches

that every guy wants to be with

and every girl wants to lose 30 pounds

and be like.

We are highly respected on Greek row.

That's all that matters.

[POP MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, SBB. There's a ficus in the corner.

Start screwing.

[MAN] Oh, where's Tyler?

He's gonna get some!

- [MAN #2] I thought Devin nailed her!

- [MAN] I think they both hit it!

[ALL GASP]

[MEN CHANTING] SBB, STD!

[ACTRESS SCREAMS]

[KNOCK ON THE DOOR]

Did you order food?

No. I just ate.

[JAMILAH] OK.

Ugh.

Nice digs.

Well, look who has their own slice

of Wonder bread.

Pumpernickel.

Hmm.

Can I help you with something?

Step show. We're in.

Great.

SBB tomorrow, 9:
00.

Can't wait.

Seriously, a Snuggie?

I'm sorry. Did I... Did I hear that right?

You're teaching a white sorority to step?

Dean Berman is forcing me.

Look, there are better ways to impress

Harvard than playing Debbie Allen.

Oh, well, thanks for having my back,

just like you did with my parents.

They had a point.

You don't aim high enough.

Your ancestors fought

for your access to education.

- Honor their struggle.

- Struggle?

You should honor my struggle

not to slap you.

Snuggle me!

It is 9:
17 p.m., ladies.

You are late to an event taking place

literally a hundred feet

from your bedroom.

[SHOUTS] Get your flat asses in gear!

Go, go, go!

My ass is perfectly shaped for my frame!

Line up in two rows.

Do we have to do this in the basement?

It is really creepy down here.

Says the girl who does it in the bushes.

Stepping makes a lot of noise.

If we do this upstairs, your neighbors

will burn this place to the ground.

Where's Amber?

Does she get a demerit, Drill Sargent?

You know,

when I was president of my sorority,

I led by example.

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