Step Sisters Page #4

- Oh, OK...

We want to create a distraction,

make SBB look like positive contributors

to the community.

Ooh.

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

What if they did that steppy thing?

- Steppy thing?

- You know...

That's Voguing.

Please stop. Please...

Don't you have a competition coming up?

You have that charity step deal.

Yes, but I can't teach them.

- My black card would get revoked.

- Do you want to go to Harvard or not?

[SIGMA BETA BETA VIDEO CONTINUES PLAYING]

Frigging amateurs. When I have sex

outdoors, what I like to do is...

- Boundaries, boundaries!

- Sorry.

Boundaries.

I cannot believe

you're not stepping with us this year.

- I'm mad at you. You're killing me, OK?

- I've been spending all my time on Theta.

- I have to focus on getting into Harvard.

- Alright.

You are a dope choreographer.

You don't need me.

You're right. You're right.

I am seriously dope.

Thanks.

[AISHA CHUCKLES]

Hey, did you guys hear about that sorority

that had sex on their lawn?

Oh, yeah! Somebody Tweeted,

"S-B-B stands for Skanky Bougie Broads."

It was me.

Of course it was!

Dean Berman is trying

to rehabilitate their image,

get them to do something outstanding.

You mean get through a sentence

without the word "like"?

I mean like having them step.

[AISHA] Wait. White people, stepping?

- I know.

- That's the dumbest sh*t I've ever heard.

The dumbest. It's so stupid.

Stepping is a black Greek thing.

[CHERYL] Uh-huh.

I will say, though, that we did get

our letters and organizational structure

from white fraternities and sororities.

What's wrong with sharing

one part of our culture with them?

Helping white Greeks jack our traditions

is a slap in the face to our founders.

- [CHERYL] Hmm.

- No, worse.

A slap in the face, then a headlock,

and a weave yank.

And that isn't cute.

[SCOFFS]

So, just to be clear, you're not on board?

[CHERYL] Not even close.

Right.

Can you imagine, all those little Beckys

trying to get the beat?

They're trying...

Girl, you're crazy.

[CHUCKLES] Dean Berman.

Idiot.

[DANIELLE]

Ladies, this probation is preposterous.

We are not going to take this lying down,

like a pillow princess.

Our redemption begins at tonight's social

with Zeta Pi.

- I still like "Date-a-Bi" better.

- You would, fruit fly.

Be aggressively delightful tonight!

Have sunshine shooting out

of your hooters.

You must all be sunshine hooter shooters.

Hello. Middle of a meeting...

Sorry. OK, you all remember Jamilah.

She works for Dean Berman

in Student Affairs.

She wants to talk to us

about our suspension.

Please, enlighten us.

[SIGHS]

So, I think I have a way to save

your charter and get you reinstated.

You would compete in a charity step show.

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