Status Update Page #4

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Sure, I only have like two followers,

it's my mom and my granny,

and my dad blocked me for some reason.

That's weird, why would you

block your own son, right?

I haven't talked to him about that.

Wait, wait, what's YOUniverse?

It's just something I read about.

Gotta go, see ya'!

Cool, nothing, thanks for

starting that conversation.

I'll tell Guadalupe about that.

She's my girlfriend,

Guadalupe is my girl.

No one cares? Are you on Twitter?

We can find a way to break through

Even if we can't find heaven

I'll walk through hell with you

I'm gonna stand by you

Beth! Beth, thank you very much.

Um, I don't mean,

for you to take this personally...

but that was, and I say this

with the utmost respect,

like listening to two cats humping.

Is that fair?

Thanks, Beth!

Enjoy the stage as you leave it's...

it's the last time you'll ever be on one.

Okay.

All right, off you go everybody

who didn't make it, you can leave.

Grab your~

There, yes, you're one, certainly.

Yes, you were terrible.

Okay? Thanks, gang, have a good day.

All right, Dani, Brian, I'm gonna

need you up on stage.

Band and chorus, we got nine

weeks to do this, not a lot of time.

Excuse me... um... sorry.

I'm here to audition.

Okay, and you are?

I'm Kyle Moore.

Are you a singer, Mr. Moore?

Yeah... uh... I'm classically trained.

You're classically trained?

Yep.

Okay, everybody sit down,

we're gonna do one more up here.

You know where the stage is?

- It's this thing.

- Yeah.

Have a go at it.

All right, hey, uh, what will you be singing?

- Singing?

- Yeah.

Uh... it's a surprise, even to me.

I ah, usually just let my inner rock star,

do whatever he's feeling.

Your, inner rock star?

Yeah... yeah.

We're all just made of molecules, man.

We're just energy.

All you have to do, is soar!

(opera singing)

What the hell?

Quite a surprise, Mr. Moore.

My God,

that's the craziest thing I've ever seen.

You must be a very lonely person.

Come back when your balls drop!

Au revoir, mademoiselle.

Seriously, come back when

your balls drop.

Dude, I am freaking out!

You gotta tell me what

the deal is with the~

Dude?

Dude?

Okay.

Dude, dude!

Huh? Oh!

I remember you.

You're the angry kid with no friends.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

stay with me here, now listen.

That YOUniverse app you put

on my phone, it's insane.

It worked, the things that

I wished for happened.

- Right.

- Then some things that I wished for,

- didn't happen the way that I wanted them to.

- I know!

Well?

- Let me ask you a question.

- Yeah.

If a unicorn wrote a tweet and then posted it,

and then he put it up and deleted it...

and then a tree fell down in the forest,

does anybody even hear it?

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