Star Leaf Page #4
- Year:
- 2015
- 77 min
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Honey, if your wood was bulging like this,
I'd take you to a doctor.
Dude, what if these are all filled with
the sweetest f***ing resin you ever had?
We should tap these babies and get some
sweet-ass, star leaf syrup.
Woo!
Sip, sippin' on some sizzurp.
Help me up.
Sippin' on some sizzurp.
Sippin' on some sizzurp.
These branches look sharp enough to kill.
don't take no prisoners, huh?
I mean, either that or she wanted
to keep this place a secret for a reason.
Ugh! Ugh!
Babe, that's not actually star leaf syrup.
Well, it's still gross.
- James!
- James!
James!
Oh, my god!
Welcome to the garden
of Weeden, motherf***er!
- Ta da!
- We found it! I told you!
I think I've seen bigger
plants than this in Afghanistan.
Dude, you see all these other plants?
F*** them. It's about this one, right here.
This is the queen bee,
the mother of all marijuana
plants on planet Earth.
They say she was seeded from outer space,
and sent to us by some
extraterrestrial intelligence,
to help us find our way back.
Wow, man. Back from what?
Well, f*** if I know! I
just came to smoke this sh*t!
Oh, my god!
Whoa, brother. Jesus, chill out, man.
What?
You're being an a**hole
You know what? You're right.
- Chill.
- Alright.
You're right. I'm being kind
of an a**hole to this plant.
I need to step aside for a minute,
center myself, come back,
snip some buds, and proceed
to get f***ing baked.
Awesome.
You don't think he's addicted, do you?
Him?
No, he's always been like that.
First guy in high school to
tap a keg, unsnap a bra...
Dude's a legend.
Well, speaking of legends,
I've heard a lot about you, James.
Yeah?
Yeah, I wasn't sure if
we'd hit it off at first.
But you know, so far so good.
Look, Tim's my bro.
Yeah.
I just wanted to thank
you for your services.
Okay.
Tim?
Alright, this is ready.
Oh, me, me, me.
Oh, you know, before we
commence this ceremony,
we should say like a
little prayer, you know?
Kind of get into it.
Out loud, or what?
Whatever you feel comfortable with.
Roll, roll, roll the joint.
Twist it at the ends.
Take a puff and that's enough,
now pass it to your friends.
Man, what kind of eastern
bullshit you been studying?
Well, have you ever heard of Tantra?
No.
Cause he has, and it's divine.
It's an ancient Vedic
sexual ecstasy practice.
No big deal.
No big deal?
I'd say marathon love-making sessions,
ending in multiple female ejaculation,
is kind of a big deal.
Jesus, f***, calm down.
That's it.
I can't.
Dude, this leaves no trace in your system.
Okay.
Oh, my god.
Guys, I can't move.
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