Star Leaf Page #3

Hey, you know Edward is like 400 years old,

and still tries to f*** high school kids.

Whatevs.

We're just gonna hump all this gear along,

in case we camp tonight?

Yeah.

Dude, why don't you

just admit it to yourself

that your whole entire

plan for being up here

is to smoke yourself into oblivion.

What are you talking about?

Just drop the f***ing act already, man.

No, no, no, I mean, we're

going to find star leaf.

And if we find some,

I just think it'd be prudent

of us to smoke a little.

Dude said no photos.

Why do you care?

Come on, babe.

Your online fan-base has enough

pouty-face selfies for one day.

Put it away, come on.

What about his stupid camera?

This thing's off, okay?

I just didn't wanna leave it in the car.

I didn't feel like it was safe.

Yeah, well, I actually don't safe

leaving my iPhone in the car, so...

Babe, Martha, sweetie, come on.

- Don't give me that sh*t.

- I just need you,

to play by the rules, this one time.

Promise me you'll turn

it off and keep it off.

Why? You know?

I mean what's the big deal?

The big deal is that the phone's GPS data

will give away the location of the weed.

Fine.

I can't believe they

trust us at all, out here.

I wouldn't.

Come on, let's giddy-up!

Man sure likes his weed.

He likes a lot of things.

And he isn't afraid to

go after them, either.

Hey, here, swing back on me.

Hey, time for chow.

Yes, please, I'm so hungry.

Put something in my mouth.

Anything.

Girl, you crazy.

Take a piece.

Oh, f***. It tastes like sh*t.

What's in it? Sh*t?

It's my new edible recipe.

Ganesha's groovy granola.

I mean, it could use some more agave.

But it's pretty good for homemade.

Edible, as in weed edible?

Yeah.

What the f*** is your problem, man?

Two problems. Hungry and sober.

Eat some granola, bam!

Two birds, one stoner.

What? Oh, whoa my dude's crafty.

- Give it up.

- Yep.

You got it, baby.

What the F?

Whoa.

Those branches look like alien fingers.

Just some random branch configuration.

Nothing to bust a nut on.

Yeah? Then why is it pointing

in the exact direction of the star leaf?

Just a random coincidence.

James doesn't believe in aliens.

Where's the proof?

Ahh...

Exactly.

Come on, man.

Don't tell me you never

even entertained the idea.

Some people say they are the jinn of Islam.

Wait, what are the jinn?

Demons.

Tim?

I have never seen trees like this before.

Is this on the map?

I mean, I think so.

I think it's these outlines, right here.

I had no idea what those

meant until right now.

That's weird.

The grove should just be up this way.

Wait, what's with all these bulges?

Tree tumors, maybe?

You never complained

about bulging wood before.

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