Stand Up Guys: The Stand Up Songs of Jon Bon Jovi Page #4

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Whaddya think?

- All right, Val.

- All right, that's good.

Give your glass to me.

When Something is Wrong with My Baby

Performed by:
Sam & Dave

When something is wrong

with my baby

Something is wrong

with me

And if I know

she is worried

Then well I know I would feel

the same little misery

But we've been through

so much together

We stand as one

And that's what makes it better

When something is wrong

with my baby

Something is wrong with me

And that is all, y'all

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

What can I say?

Lemme see this.

For cataracts.

Yeah?

If I blow 'em maybe they'll gimme a buzz

Ah...

Hey, buddy.

Hmm...

Ooh, goddamn, what else you got?

Lemme try it.

Aldactone, got some for hypertension.

OK, motherfuckers, here you go.

Never know what can

- come out of this sh*t.

- Nice.

Hey, hey, hey, listen, no drugs at

the bar. You want to do drugs, have the

- courtesy to take it to the bathroom.

- No, no, no, no, it's prescription.

I got the hypertension.

Well, you find that funny, I don't.

No, no, no, listen,

what else can I get you guys?

Yeah, we want a couple of drinks to go.

- To go?

- Yeah.

- Uh, that's illegal.

- And this isn't?

- Here, let's make it legal.

- Okay.

You got it.

Ah...

Hmph, what's this?

Um, just trying to see what time it is?

You know what time it is?

You wanna move back a little, sonny boy?

Says so right there.

Yeah, it's gettin' kinda late.

- Isn't it?

- Mm-hmm.

Come on, let's go.

What was that?

- Stupid jerk.

- Strange.

All our friends...

all our business associates...

out of sight, out of mind.

You're the only one...

who kept in touch.

- I know, Val.

- Let me talk for two f***ing seconds.

You...

sent me...

those care packages.

And those paintings...

I never told you how beautiful they were

- Thank you.

- Can I talk for two f***ing seconds?

I'm serious.

I never told ya.

I would stare at...

those paintings.

I could feel...

the sun rising.

I could feel it.

Thank you, Val.

You're my only friend.

You are mine.

Sit in the car, come on.

Oh, boy...

- I'm still hard, is that a problem?

- It is, actually.

- I feel kinda light-headed.

- It's all right.

- Ah...

- Let's get your leg in there.

- Oh, sh*t.

- It's all right.

Mm-hmm.

Oh... uh-oh.

"Uh-oh" what?

I think I'm gonna pass out.

"How Long"

Performed by:
Charles Bradley

How long

must I keep going on?

How long

must I keep going on?

To see

all these pains in the world

How long?

Oh...

Tell me, tell me

Tell me

How long?

Oh...

Wake up.

I'm up.

- Val, wake up.

- I'm up, I'm up.

- You OK?

- I don't think so.

Am I gonna die?

Not tonight.

Well, it's OK, you know.

You-you-you could... you could tell me.

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