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experience I'd have to say
"lez up" and rip each other's
throats out.
They were b*tches.
You got a phone?
No, it's gone AWOL.
Jesus, we're f***ed,
aren't we?
Maybe?
So, are you maintenance,
a pervert or both?
Maintenance.
Have have you got any tools?
You must have!
Come on, something we can
use to like, cut off their heads
or bash in their skulls!
[snarling]
Really good!
Yes.
Yeah!
Yeah, I've got
sh*t loads of stuff!
It's in my tool...
Ahh!
Don't!
No, no, no, no, no!
No, ahh!
What are you doing?
Learning a valuable lesson.
- What?
Nothing.
Where's this tool box?
[sighs]
Sink.
Oh, sh*t!
Is there anything in your stall
we can use?
Only if you wanna
wipe their arses
and give them a posh wank!
Maybe that's a cure.
Okay, well...
Hey, you go first!
You know what?
Oh, don't worry!
If you die in the process,
I'm gonna make sure
they erect a big statue
of you in the town hall.
You will be like...
jerking off a zombie
with one hand,
scooping out his
dirty crack with the other!
Ahh!
My hero.
[blows raspberry
and laughs]
Woah, woah, woah,
woah, woah!
What's going on?
Er, you've got another
five dead arses to wipe.
Sh*t!
So, what's your name?
What's your name?
Did you know Romero?
Oh.
[laughs]
Yeah, it's not really.
That would be ridiculous.
It's Smith.
Evie Smith.
So, were you having
a good time?
Woah, woah, woah.
No, no, no, no!
I was just trying to have a poo.
I wasn't doing anyth--
At the party, numb nuts!
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was, it was, um...
kicking.
- Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was partying with Jeff.
Jefferoni!
Jefferson Airplane!
Yeah, Geoff from accounts?
Jeff from I.T.
You're pals with Jeff from
I.T.?
He is, like, the hottest guy
in the building!
Yeah, people say we look alike.
So, um...
Wow!
- Yeah, yeah.
We're mistaken for brothers
all the time.
Actually, it's funny.
You don't sound...black!
No, err...
I'm more of a...
pale...
vanilla version of Jeff.
Jefferoni.
Jefferson Airplane.
[stammering]
And you're in
a wheelchair too?
What?
- [laughs]
I'm f***ing with you!
Hey, um, why don't you
jump up on your toilet
and give us a wave?
Oh, I can't.
I hurt my back
doing my party piece
for the auction.
Hey, you know the
Salt-n-Pepa routine
the headless orphans
of Uganda?
Yep, that was me.
- Thank you!
[whispering]
Thank you!
[stammering]
No, I didn't see that.
Don't worry.
I'll live.
Yeah, so what
do you look like?
What, er, me?
I'm like er, er,
But with b*obs.
Heh, I've always said she could
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