Stakeout Page #3
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- Year:
- 1987
- 117 min
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- How'd you like me to piss on you? -|Sit down! - You see this? - Sit down!
- Think I broke my zipper.|- That's enough.
Now, this is not an invitation|to a prom, boys.
I don't give a sh*t|if you don't like the date.
Now, you gentlemen are going to watch this broad|until the fat lady sings or I say different.
And if you f*** this up,|I'm gonna take your nuts...
and tie 'em in a knot|and run 'em through my shredder.
- Captain?|- Yeah?
- Phil doesn't have any nuts, sir.|- Get out. Get out. Get out.
Downwind, please. Please.
All right, that's hers.
And we're there.
Home, sweet home.
I don't know. I just hope|the place has got some heat.
- Carol's okay with all this, isn't she?|- Yeah.
Bonnie's gonna kill me if she ever finds out|we're gonna be here for a couple of weeks.
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho|It's off to work we go
Oh, God.
Lucy!|You got some explaining to do.
Very attractive. Yeah.|I think Jason lives here.
- What a nightmare.|- Really.
What the hell did we do|to deserve this?
I think it was that stripper|we sent to the captain on his birthday.
I told you we should have|sent the woman.
Yeah, I think you're right.|I screwed up.
- Hello?|- Hello, baby.
- Hi. Where are you?|- Well, right now, I am freezing my butt off...
staring through a telescope|at a house on Speck Road.
Didn't anyone ever tell you|that's against the law?
- Yeah, right.|- No personal calls, no personal calls.
Chris and I got a stake-out,|the night shift.
That does it. I'm crossing|the captain off the Christmas list.
Yeah.
- Uh, Chris says hi.|- That's nice.
- So how long is this one supposed to take?|- Couple of weeks.
A couple of weeks? Jeffrey will be|full grown next time you see him.
Yeah, I know.|I hope he remembers me.
All right, listen, I gotta go, okay?|All right, I love you.
- I love you too.|- Be good. Bye.
Bye-bye.
Pizza.
I think we're in luck.
We got every room covered,|except the bathroom.
- Hey, you know, maybe you should call Bonnie.|- She'll only yell. I'm not in the mood.
- Well, I can call her. You want me to call?|- No, no, no. That's okay. I- I can call her.
I can take care of my own love life,|thank you very much. Get away. Get away.
She's probably in bed|with some other guy.
- Poor bastard.|- Poor bastard.
- So, who we watching anyway?|- Uh, Miss Maria Guadalupe-
- Guadalupe.|- McGuire.
Irish-Mexican. A waitress going to night|school, but apparently not this quarter.
She drives a 1980 Volkswagen.|Lives alone.
- Nothing.|- Long, brown hair. Brown eyes.
- Five-foot-six. Too tall.|- Too tall. For us anyway.
Oh, and the moment|we've all been waiting for-
313 pounds.
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