Stag Page #3
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- Year:
- 2013
- 84 min
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you why I don't have a license.
Because after my stag,
thanks to Ken,
I no longer have
and therefore am not allowed
behind the wheel of a car.
I get it, all right, but
that was four years ago,
and you
gotta get over it.
Oh! Oh!
Make no mistake,
I know exactly
how long ago it was,
and now the universe has
the opportunity
to show Ken
the same respect
that he showed me.
And I intend to. So if you
would please be so kind,
please,
pretty f***ing please,
pick up
the f***ing stripper!
Okay, I will. But first,
I have to call my wife,
and I have to lie to her,
and that's something I'm
not comfortable doing, okay?
So if you'll excuse me...
That is fantastic.
Say hi for me.
Her name's Candy.
Seriously, I'm
picking up a Candy?
Yeah.
Here's the address.
F***ing depth perception.
Okay, this is the address
of the club she works at
during the day, okay?
Now I have to go.
I'm masterminding the prank
and assigning
tasks to the guys.
Speaking of which,
do you have any Viagra?
No, not on me.
Okay, well,
search continues.
Hey, sweetie, how are you?
Now, Candy's expecting
you to pick her up
at the strip club at 5:00
sharp, so don't be late, okay?
Okay.
See you tonight?
Yes.
Sweetie... Sorry. Hold on
for one more sec.
Excuse me, 5:
00?The stag is not until 7:00!
What am I gonna do
with a stripper
for two f***in' hours?!
[ sighs ]
[ door opens,
indicator beeps ]
You okay?
Two years.
Ah, f*** her.
All women are
a pain in the ass.
Two years, Paul.
I know, I know,
it's shitty.
It's shitty.
Plus, I don't like it
when people f***
with my friends.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Now let's just...
We'll go get drunk
before the stag, okay?
You'll feel better.
Okay.
She's watching.
thoughts?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know,
but you know what?
You know what?
Now's your chance
to leave with pride.
Let her watch you leave.
Let her wonder
if she made the mistake.
Right.
Right?
Yeah. Pride.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
What the f***
are you doing?
I don't know.
Aw, this is
f***in' embarrassing.
I know.
"Park, Brights... "
Who's that?
Aw, cripes.
That's him.
Son of a-
Wow.
He's pretty cool.
Oh.
I don't think she's
having second thoughts.
Not only are you fired,
the second he un-jams
this door,
I'm gonna wring
your f***in' neck.
Hey, man, I said
I was sorry, okay?
I was just in character,
and I slammed it.
Character?
You're an extra!
You're a sack of meat that
happened to fit the damn jumpsuit!
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