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- Okay?

Come on.

You see?

Hot and cold.

Got it, thanks.

If not hot...

When cold, we cover up the trees

and once a week we gather

for the olive press.

The rest, I tell you.

Easy, huh?

Is that your wife?

Yes.

Is she here?

Car accident.

I'm very sorry to hear that.

women, Jews of the world.

- Jews?

- Jews.

Jews.

Jewels.

Jewels.

Buongiorno.

Hey.

Hey, I just moved here,

so I was wondering

if that date might fall into place.

- Do you remember my name?

- You never told me.

- Scusa.

- You're learning.

And you're not afraid to embarrass

yourself, that's good.

I'm Evan.

Louise. Did you just...

did you just touch my boob?

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

- Wow.

- All right, one last time

and I'll let you go.

Will you go out with me?

I don't know.

That's a huge cock.

It's fertility imagery.

No, that's... that's Roman porn.

Are you an artist?

No, are you?

No, I was a cook,

now I'm a farmer.

A farmer.

I just started.

That was fast.

Are you impressed?

No. Don't... don't touch that.

It's hard to make a living

in a tourist town.

How do you do it?

I don't. I'm a student.

And how did you end up here?

I'm studying evolutionary genetics.

It's easier to isolate genes

in a homogeneous population.

Um, I'm researching stuff here

'cause not many people

have left or emigrated.

I'm f***ing up your job.

Yes, you are. So go back

to America, fascist.

Great scam you pulled

having the university pay for you

to live here, though.

I know, right?

What do you think of her?

She's hot.

You think so?

I need caffeine.

What... what happened to your hand?

Um, I punched a guy.

Did it hurt?

No.

Yes.

Did you... did you feel better?

I know, I'm a child, I'm immature...

I was just going to say we're all human.

My family would vacation here

when I was little

and I would see

these old men sitting here.

Sometimes I wonder

if it's the same ones.

You don't sound Italian.

- Are you really from around here?

- Not far. I traveled a lot, though.

So I sound weird as f***.

Did you learn your English in England?

I did. But then I studied

in America for a while.

- Where?

- New York.

- I've never been there.

- You've never been to New York?

- Are you kidding me?

- Nope.

I thought all Americans

have been to New York.

- I've been to Southern California,

- Right.

- Mexico, and here.

- Oh, Mexico. I love Mexico.

I went there with my ex on a boat.

What happened?

We had so much Mexican food.

- No, no, with the guy.

- Oh. Oh, he was awful.

Oh, he was... he always

had to conquer something.

Why did you date him, then?

He wrote me very romantic love letters

and he was so much fun

to drink wine with.

Let's get a bottle of wine.

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