Spotlight on Location: The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas Page #3

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The life can be so cruel sometimes .

UPPER CRUST - Housing Trailer

Good night , Fred.

Goodnight, Barn .

Goodnight, Dum-Dums !

Hey, its that Kazoo .

Ga- zoo. Why is that so difficult ?

What are you doing here ?

I am here to observe your species mating rituals . so ...

Get to it !

Oh, Barney and me don't ...

Get off of me.

Listen pal , you've gotta lot to learn about

the way things work here .

So who or what do you make with ?

The girls !

And where are these " girls " ?

I've been asking myself the same thing .

I got it !

Are you hurt, Wilma ?

Who is Wilma ?

Atlast some hormonal activity .

Okay, boys time to get busy.

I don't get paid by the hour, you know .

Keep quiet, Gazoo .

You wanna see us meet some girls, you gonna have

to hang back . We don't want you cramping our style.

Style !

Numero uno :
If you knew the first thing about style

you know that the animal prints are passe .

And secondly, Dum-Dum ...

Not another thing . Enough with the " Dum-Dum " .

My name is Fred Flintstone .

F -L- I- N ...

- T.

-Stone .

I do not care who you are.

That doesn't give you any reason to shout .

I am not talking to you, I'm talking to him .

Who? Him ?

No, Him . The little green guy .

Don't you see him?

Wait a minute ! He thought I was ...

Wait a minute !

Are you telling me, we are the only people

who can see you ?

You got one right, care to take the

" prehistoric imbeciles " for 200 ?

So the whole day Barn and me talking to you

and everybody thought we were a couple of ...

Dum-Dums ?

I'm telling you , I got a good feeling .

Today could be my day.

Who knows? I could turn around right now

and meet the girl of my dreams?

What will it would be boys ?

Pay attention, Barn .

You'll never want the companionship again .

Sorry, no substitutions.

No, I , we ...

You wanna date ?

Well you cannot, the man who said less.

Why not?

You can take me to the carnival tomorrow .

Your little friend wanna date too ?

Help!

I got the perfect girl .

I'll be right back .

Barney , tonight we shower.

I may not know much about your courting rituals ,

but i'll just give out to limb here ,and say

this can't be going very well.

See the 40 year old man !

One of nature's miracles.

Step right up ! Step right up ! Only this way .

This is amazing ! I can't believe it !

It's so noisy.

Yeah, I noticed .

That looks like bowling !

Barney , can we play ?

Oh yeah Sure , but , you know Fred and I

we go bowling all the time.

Aah. That's a dumb idea .

Who's gonna pay to see dinosaurs ?

I got dinosaurs in my backyard !

Wow ! You got a really great laugh .

Yeaa .

So do you .

Hey, do you like brontocoasters ?

I'm wishing to it .

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