Spotlight on Location: The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas

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UNIVERSHELL:

You are a Calamity of Disgrace !

You got no professional attachment ...

and you can't give your big nose out of other people's business !

As an Intergalactic Observer, you stink .

Did anybody else see those big letters flying by?

You're hopeless, Kazoo !

Actually it's Ga- zoo .

Ga. . Let's all say it together .

Silence !

We are sending you to a planet with virtually

no civilization for you to mock up .

Please, no ! Anything but ...

Earth !

You are to document the Earthlings bizarre mating ritual of love and marriage

Why can't they reproduce like we do ?

It's a boy !

Oh! And So green and slimey .

Quit sucking up !

Wait .

Surely there must be others more qualified than I .

Of Course . But why risk loosing one of them ?

Just do not land !

They haven't even invented pants yet !

Have you seen my legs ?

Imagine the moron, who was going to stuck with kazoo !

ACADEMY RONTOD CRANE

This is an exciting time for us, isn't it? Barney .

Sure, Fred . No job, no money, no women .

Things are really looking up .

Don't worry Barn . Everything's gonna change

once we pass our finals tomorrow .

Um Fred...And I know just how to ace this test .

see all these other mugs are gonna stay up all night study .

Don't interrupt ! And when they finally do get to sleep,

all the information just gonna fall right out of the heads .

And me, i'm way ahead of everybody .

I'm not gonna study tonight.

I'm gonna get a good night's rest, get up extra early ...

and study in the morning .

That way everything will still be, right upfront in my noggin

by the time when i get to work to take the test .

That's great Brother, just one thing .

- What's that ?

The test is today .

Today !

Flintstone !

You're NEXT !

Next up on Brontosimulator No.3, Fred Flintstone .

Go !

10 POINTS

You think you can handle a Bronto-Crane with a back firing problem ?

Cranes got trouble, just call Barney Rubble .

Oh, my angry tummy !

MECHANIC ON DUTY

There you go .

you wished .

Look Out ! She's gonna blow !

Hey, I got three stomachs cut me some scrap

5 POINTS

Time !

Well how do i do ?

Well, Flintstone.

You passed !

Congratulations Graduates !

Frederick Flintstone !

Way to go, Fred !

- Congratulations, Frederick.

- Thank you.

Melvin Granite !

Thank you.

Gifts ! Gifts ! Gifts ! I'm having the best

bridal shower, a girl could ever have .

And this one's from Wilma .

A Vacuum Cleaner . Thank you very much .

Ya like she's gonna do in the housewife right ?

I give this marriage six months tops .

Where's Wilma ?

That girl is a death to me .

Wilma Slaghoople !

Staring at the top at BedRock again !

There is nothing down there, had a bunch of

flat-footed flat-headed Neanderthals,

clubbing each other and grunting .

Hey, you know i heard they are still afraid of the fire .

I think they are exactly like you and me .

This is all my fault .

I should've never let you played with the

suburbs Children .

Darling, Please .

Come downstairs and atleast pretend to be having

a good time, like everyone else .

Come .

Look, Oven mitts !

Is that all the presents ?

What do we do now ?

Ladies,

I have an idea .

What do you say we go for a drive ?

To the club ?

Actually i was thinking about going someplace

a little different for a change ...someplace new .

Like going into BedRock ...

and going bowling .

Isn't she the best ?

Oh, Yes she is .

My Wilma

Beautiful and witty . A prize for any man .

Hello Chip . What are you doing here ?

I just came by to discuss some business

with Colonel Slaghoople .

There is a certain girl, i'm thinking

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