
Spotlight on Location: The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas
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UNIVERSHELL:
You are a Calamity of Disgrace !
You got no professional attachment ...
and you can't give your big nose out of other people's business !
As an Intergalactic Observer, you stink .
Did anybody else see those big letters flying by?
You're hopeless, Kazoo !
Actually it's Ga- zoo .
Ga. . Let's all say it together .
Silence !
We are sending you to a planet with virtually
no civilization for you to mock up .
Please, no ! Anything but ...
Earth !
You are to document the Earthlings bizarre mating ritual of love and marriage
Why can't they reproduce like we do ?
It's a boy !
Quit sucking up !
Wait .
Surely there must be others more qualified than I .
Of Course . But why risk loosing one of them ?
Just do not land !
They haven't even invented pants yet !
Have you seen my legs ?
Imagine the moron, who was going to stuck with kazoo !
ACADEMY RONTOD CRANE
This is an exciting time for us, isn't it? Barney .
Sure, Fred . No job, no money, no women .
Things are really looking up .
Don't worry Barn . Everything's gonna change
once we pass our finals tomorrow .
Um Fred...And I know just how to ace this test .
see all these other mugs are gonna stay up all night study .
Don't interrupt ! And when they finally do get to sleep,
all the information just gonna fall right out of the heads .
And me, i'm way ahead of everybody .
I'm gonna get a good night's rest, get up extra early ...
That way everything will still be, right upfront in my noggin
by the time when i get to work to take the test .
That's great Brother, just one thing .
- What's that ?
The test is today .
Today !
Flintstone !
You're NEXT !
Next up on Brontosimulator No.3, Fred Flintstone .
Go !
10 POINTS
You think you can handle a Bronto-Crane with a back firing problem ?
Cranes got trouble, just call Barney Rubble .
MECHANIC ON DUTY
There you go .
you wished .
Look Out ! She's gonna blow !
Hey, I got three stomachs cut me some scrap
5 POINTS
Time !
Well how do i do ?
Well, Flintstone.
You passed !
Congratulations Graduates !
Frederick Flintstone !
Way to go, Fred !
- Congratulations, Frederick.
- Thank you.
Melvin Granite !
Thank you.
Gifts ! Gifts ! Gifts ! I'm having the best
bridal shower, a girl could ever have .
And this one's from Wilma .
A Vacuum Cleaner . Thank you very much .
Ya like she's gonna do in the housewife right ?
I give this marriage six months tops .
Where's Wilma ?
That girl is a death to me .
Wilma Slaghoople !
Staring at the top at BedRock again !
There is nothing down there, had a bunch of
flat-footed flat-headed Neanderthals,
clubbing each other and grunting .
Hey, you know i heard they are still afraid of the fire .
I think they are exactly like you and me .
This is all my fault .
I should've never let you played with the
suburbs Children .
Darling, Please .
Come downstairs and atleast pretend to be having
a good time, like everyone else .
Come .
Look, Oven mitts !
Is that all the presents ?
What do we do now ?
Ladies,
I have an idea .
What do you say we go for a drive ?
To the club ?
Actually i was thinking about going someplace
a little different for a change ...someplace new .
Isn't she the best ?
Oh, Yes she is .
My Wilma
Beautiful and witty . A prize for any man .
Hello Chip . What are you doing here ?
I just came by to discuss some business
with Colonel Slaghoople .
There is a certain girl, i'm thinking
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