Spider-Man: No Way Home Page #4

Peter.

We would love to...

Welcome you back...

To Midtown High.

Where we shape heroes.

- Uh-huh. - Or murderers.

Stop it.

It's an honor to serve you...

- Sir. - God!

Mysterio was right.

Stop. We don't... that's all.

Some of the students put this together for you.

No. You did that.

- You did that. - I helped a little bit.

I tried to stop him so many times, but you piled through.

- He did all of that. - You did a great job.

I hope you have time to stop and check it out...

And feel free to walk...

Or, or swing through the hallway... Or crawl on the ceiling to avoid everybody.

We all know you can do it.

I'm just gonna...

You know what you did.

Stop it. You're embarassing yourself.

He's a conspiracy theorist.

Can we just like, stay up here all day?

- It is so crazy down there. - Wait, this one's good.

Some suggest that,

Parker's powers include the male spider's

ability to hypnotize females.

Which he used to seduce Jones-Watson

into his cult of personality.

Stop! Stop.

Yes, my Spider-lord.

Finally. Some privacy.

It is so crazy down there.

So, I was thinking...

When we get into MIT,

we should live together.

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah. Love that.

- This is gonna be us. - Yes.

Minus the frisbee.

- And the smiling. - MIT's obviously the dream...

But if we match-up our backup schools,

either way, we'll all be together in Boston.

New school, new town. I can Spider-Man there.

I mean they have crime in Boston, right?

- Yes. Yes, they do. - Yeah, wicked crime.

Yeah, so it'll be like a fresh start.

What's up?

I don't know. I just feel like if you don't...

If you expect disappointment,

then you can never really get disappointed.

Come on.

It'll be a fresh start.

And, we'll all be together.

Yeah. You're right.

Fresh start.

Fresh start.

First one's here!

It's okay. It's a backup school.

Peter?

No?

Last one.

MIT?

Okay.

- Ready? - Jones...

I told you to take down the Halloween decorations...

Actually, that was Sasha, so...

Enough attitude, just do it.

On it.

- I feel like I'm gonna puke. - Well, don't.

Because, he will just make me clean it.

This is our only shot.

It's here, or nowhere.

Hey! Come on.

Okay. You guys ready?

Okay. On three.

One...

Two...

Three...

No.

No. You?

"In light of recent controversy, we are unable to

consider your application at this time."

This is so not fair.

I mean, this is so not fair. I didn't do anything wrong.

And you guys definitely didn't do anything wrong.

Expect disappointment, and you will never get disappointed.

Busted!

You guys didn't get in?

Yeah. Because we're actually friends with Spider-Man.

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