Spider-Man: No Way Home Page #3

How did you just do that?

I'm a really good lawyer.

We're gonna need a safer place to live.

Alarm systems, deactivated.

It looks nice and....

safe.

Welcome, to the spiritual oasis.

You like Donkey Kong Jr.?

Oh, Happy.

Did you send in your applications yet?

I literally just finished my MIT one. You?

- Same. - Imagine if we both got in?

- And Ned? - Yeah, but...

We have to take scholarships so we could actually go.

Come on. You got good scores, and good grades, and...

- You think I'm being too pragmatic. - No, no, no, no. Well...

Kind of. That's okay.

That's one of my favorite things about you.

- Really? - Yeah.

Well, what are your other favorite things?

I love your relentless optimism.

Yeah. I am a "glass half full" kind of gal.

I really like how you're a people person.

I love people.

Love 'em... so much.

You like sports.

I think the Mets are gonna go all the way this year.

- Really? - What's that noise?

Oh. That's... that's Happy. Look.

He gave his room to May, so he's sleeping down here.

I have a weird question.

Does any part of you feel relieved about all of this?

Ever since I got bit by that Spider...

I've only had one week, where my life has felt normal.

Well, kind of normal, I guess.

And...

That was when you found out.

Because then, everyone that was in my life

that I wanted to know... you know.

And it was perfect.

But now everybody knows. And...

I am the most famous person in the entire world...

... and I'm still broke.

I'm... excited to see you tomorrow.

Yeah, me too.

Wrap it up.

You both like each other. We get it. Hang up.

There's no new ground being broken. Okay? I need my eight hours.

Have you been listening this whole time?

Hi, Happy.

Not by choice.

MJ says hi.

Hello.

We're covering the first day of senior year for Midtown High's most famous student,

Peter Parker! Go get 'em, Tiger!

Or should I say, Spider?

The crowd has continued to grow here all

morning long at the Midtown School of Science...

The crowd seems evenly divided between supporters of Spider-Man, and protesters.

MJ! MJ, we love you. MJ, are you gonna have his spider-babies?

Mysterio forever! Murderer!

- - Back off!

- Who are you? - I'm Ned Leeds. I'm Spider-Man's...

Peter Parker's best friend. You come at my boy? You come at Flash Thompson.

You wanna read about our inspiring friendship?

You can now from my new book, Flashpoint.

One spider, two hearts, a million crazy-ass memories. Check it out.

- Go. Go. go. go. Go! - No, wait up...

I'll see you inside, okay?

Keep watching Midtown News all year as we bring you upclose and personal coverage

of Peter fighting his biggest battle yet: college admissions.

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