Spare Me Page #7
- Year:
- 1994
- 357 Views
BUZZ:
Sheila, meet...uh...
(leans in to Theo,
sardonically)
I forget the name.
THEO:
(uncomfortably)
Theo.
BUZZ:
Theo! This is Sheila Kastle, my partner's
daughter.
SHEILA:
(eyeing Theo up and down)
You look like you're something on the
lanes.
BUZZ:
Theo's bowled on the tour.
SHEILA:
Oh, a professional man. What'll you have?
THEO:
What's your specialty?
SHEILA:
Whips...orange whips.
THEO:
Then I'll have the number four with one
of your finest whips.
SHEILA:
How do you want it?
(their eyes meet)
The eggs.
THEO:
(discomfited at the blatant
double entendre)
Uh...over easy.
SHEILA:
Coming right up.
Sheila smiles and walks away. Theo watches her slink behind
the counter.
BUZZ:
Watch out for that one. She's got a great
average, but she's looking for a prince.
And, believe me, she's
(more)
BUZZ:
kissed a lotta tadpoles.
(looking Theo in the eye)
Listen, I been thinking about your
problem. I'm not the guy to sponsor you.
It would be unethical. But, there is
something I could do for you.
(leans in, secretively)
Putt-putt golf.
THEO:
Putt-putt golf?
Buzz pulls a golf ball from his pocket, flashes it and slips
it back.
BUZZ:
It's the next level, the next
dimension...
(deep conviction)
...the small ball.
THEO:
(in Buzz's spell)
The small ball.
BUZZ:
It's gonna be bigger than big. Think
Europe. Think Asia. They don't have room
for real golf courses in Japan.
THEO:
(snapping out of it)
Not for me. Miniature golf's for pansies.
BUZZ:
If the Japanese are pansies, then pansies
are my kind of people. Sheila steps over
to the booth with their food. The Buzz
Burger has three holes cut in the middle
to make it look like a bowling ball. Buzz
sees the two sleazeballs park their car
and walk towards the diner.
THEO:
(pondering the thought)
Maybe I could bowl in Japan.
Buzz stands up abruptly.
BUZZ:
I gotta wash up.
Buzz heads for the rest rooms. The door opens with a JINGLE.
SID:
Three whips. To go.
BREEZE:
When you get a chance.
Sid and Breeze walk over to Theo's booth and slide in. Sid's
middle fingers are taped to an aluminum splint. The BLENDER
kicks into action. Buzz watches the group from the bathroom
hall and tries to catch the conversation.
BREEZE:
Hey, you still here?
SID:
We're looking for Buzz Fazeli, seen him?
THEO:
I don't know no Buzz Fazeli.
BREEZE:
Look Sid, a Buzz Burger. The Faz's
favorite lunch. Sid reaches for the
plate. Buzz walks over to the booth and
pulls his burger away from Sid.
BUZZ:
Get away from that burger.
BREEZE:
Sorry Faz, we didn't know you was here.
SID:
Buzz, Mr. Kastle wants to talk to you.
BREEZE:
(to Theo and Buzz)
Are you guys bruddas?
The booth party is silent for a moment. Theo LAUGHS.
BUZZ:
No, we ain't brothers.
SID:
You know why we call him Breeze?
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