Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back Page #4

- [Chuckling]

Oh, this guy's hilarious. I love this guy.

Whoo! [Chuckles]

Ooph.

I think you're both missing a link.

You should be studying for the mission.

Ah, if I studied now,

I'd just forget everything anyway.

Besides, I don't need to study.

I have you.

Oh, you do, do you?

Ooph! Mm-hmm.

And you'll do the studying for both of us.

Ooph!

[Sighs]

- [Beeps]

- [Houston] Luna! Ham!

- Houston, what up, monkey dogg?

- Comet took off.

I know. I sent him to the store to get a bottle

of Ham's cocoa butter S.P.F. 4 tanning oil.

No, Ham. He took off. Llke, In a rocket.

- What?

- What?

Wait. A rocket or a rocket rocket?

He's by himself in a rocket,

and he's heading for the hypertunnel.

He's not qualified.

He could get hurt. He could-

I know. He was upset he got cut

from the Malgor mission.

He tried to talk to me about it,

but I guess I didn't listen.

Maybe I didn't listen either.

Look, we gotta talk him down

before he hits the hypertunnel.

- Patch us through to Comet.

- Wh-What? Who? Me?

It's easy. Reroute the main antenna feed

through the auxiliary-

Sorry, Luna, I'm no Comet.

You two better get back here.

I don't think he'll listen

to anyone but Ham now.

Just get here fast!

- How are we gonna do that?

- We've gotta save Comet!

[Sighs]

Let's burn some rocket fuel, baby.

It's jet-pack time.

Abrakadoozle.

- Huh. Hmm.

- Huh?

[Humming]

To infinity and a blonde.

Sure you remember how to do this?

You kidding? I got rocket fuel in my veins.

Right thumb, left thumb.

Pay attention, gorgeous.

Let me show you how it's done.

- [Jet Pack Whirs]

- Huh? [Screaming]

- [Luna Gasps]

- [Crashing]

- [Ham Grunting] Owl Owl Owl

[Screaming]

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Take that, gravity- Whoa!

Whoa!

- [Power Sputtering]

- Oh, no! No.

Oh, man.

[Screaming]

Can't keep your hands of me, can ya?

Would you focus? We've got to hurry.

[Ham Yelps]

Hey! Hold on!

Whoa! Use your hand signals! Hey!

Whoa!

Ohh, ohh! Whoa!

[Screaming]

- [Thud]

- Ohh!

Watch out for the cars! Ohh!

[Screams]

[Murmurs]

Whoa!

[Grunts]

[Gags]

Whoa!

[Grunts]

- Ham!

- That wasn't too bad.

- Ham, you're missing a link.

- [Buzzing]

[Computer]

On the rlght, the Whirlpool Galaxy.

Oh, man. The Hubble Space Telescope

aln't got nothln'on me.

[Whirring, Shutter Clicks]

[Sighs]

[Computer]

Approaching hypertunnel.

Better buckle up.

Time for a roller-coaster ride.

[Humming]

Huh?

Hmm. A metal beast.

I will capture it and learn its secrets.

Right.

[Chuckles] All right. Yeah.

- That's great.

- Whoa! [Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Tires Screeching]

The beasts here are very powerful.

[Groaning]

[Tires Screech]

Ooh.

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