Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back Page #3

I didn't mean really light this candle!

I-I take it back!

All systems stop! Override procedure!

- Please say your pass code.

- I don't know the pass code!

Override permission denied. Blasting off.

Mission Control! Houston!

I'm blasting off!

Somebody, anybody, come in!

Mmm! Delicious.

- [Rocket Roaring In Distance]

- Oh! [Chuckles] Is that my tummy rumbling?

They must be firing

that circus cannon again.

- Blasting off in 10, nine, eight-

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Seven, slx, flve...

- four, three, two, one.

- Oh- Uh- Uh- [Whimpering]

- Blastoff.

- [Gasps]

[Panting]

- [Rocket Roaring]

- Huh? Ah.

[Whines]

[Barking]

[Whines]

[Muffled Shouting]

[Barks, Whines]

[Shouts, Grunting]

- [Whines]

- Behold the power of Zartog.

- [Whines]

- [Grunts]

I said, behold my power, stupid mutt.

A new day has dawned...

and that day is Zartog!

[Whimpering]

[Laughing]

[Groans]

Hey, kid? Uh, I mean- not "kid."

I know you don't want me

to call you "kid"...

even though I usually do call you "kid."

Anyway, Comet, uh, you-you wanna talk?

[Computer Beeping]

Huh?

Mission Control! Houston!

Houston, I got a problem!

I'm blasting off!

Somebody, anybody, come in!

Takin' off? That crazy kid's headin'

towards the hypertunnel?

Oh, man. Luna! Ham!

Shoot! How do I work this thing?

Whoa! Zero gravity.

Oh, man, this is great.

It's even more amazing than I imagined.

I am so busted.

And this is so worth it.

Planet Malgor, here I come.

[Computer]

Now approaching Juplter.

Whoa. Amazifying.

I can't believe I'm really seeing this.

[Computer]

On the left are the rings of Saturn.

Unbelievable!

I can see the rings perfectly.

[Computer]

Approaching Pluto.

Huh.

Looks like a planet to me.

[Computer]

Hyperspeed Inltiated.

[Senator]

What's going on here?

I don't pay you people

to sit around eating banana splits.

Actually, we are having ice-cream sundaes.

The monkeys got all the bananas.

Actually, get to work. Pull up

those pictures of the space base. Now!

[Senator]

The astrochimps will terraform a planet...

and establish the first...

permanent, habitable space base.

This will be the greatest

accomplishment...

in the history of space exploration.

- [Doors Open]

- Now, if you'll excuse me.

Our scientists have been working

on a top secret project, so-

- [Reporters Chattering]

- Uh, what top secret project?

- I'd tell you what it is,

but I'd have to kill you.

- [All Gasp]

- [Chuckles] No, I wouldn't kill you.

- [All Slgh, Chuckle]

- Yes, I would.

- [All Gasp]

- [Chuckles] No, I wouldn't.

- [Laughing]

Oop. Whoop. Hey.

Check it out.

- In, out.

- [Chuckles]

- In, out. In, out. In, out. In, out. In!

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