SOS: Save Our Skins Page #4

A blue monster's escaped from a lab

and it's on the loose. Simple!

That doesn't explain

where everyone is.

Now, get as many supplies as you can.

What if the airport's not open?

What if there's no one there, either?

- This is why we need guns!

- Shh!

No way! Buy two bags

of popcorn, get one free?

Shut up!

Ben, just stay quiet.

Okay.

Hello?

Oh, hello there.

I just came in to get my dinner.

Would you like to join me?

Come on in.

That's an interesting smell.

It smells like mushrooms.

Thank you very much.

So, do you live here alone?

Oh, no.

There's a rat.

What, like a pet rat?

No.

At least there aren't any slugs.

Yeah, the rat probably ate them.

Come on in.

I'll put some coffee on.

There...

Got some nice coffee for you.

Thank you very much.

It's really good to

see another human.

We thought everybody

had disappeared.

So, what do you know?

Well, let's see...

I'm pretty good at crosswords.

I read a book once...

You ever read a book?

Yeah, Batman.

No, I mean, what can you

tell us about what happened?

Where is everyone?

Oh, that.

That's easy.

Cookie?

- What brand of cookies are they?

- Shut up.

So, where is everyone?

Well, it's the government.

It's always the government.

UFOs?

Government.

Mind-control? Government.

People going missing?

Government.

So you're saying the government

has evacuated everybody?

I knew it!

Not evacuated... Kidnapped.

Turned them all into slaves.

That doesn't make sense.

Besides, we just got chased by,

like, a blue monster.

What was that?

A what?

I saw this thing...

Like a blue man-ster.

- "Man-star"?

- Ah?

You just said "man-ster."

No, I didn't.

I saw a blau man-ster.

Monster.

Excuse me. Where's your bathroom?

Down the hallway on the left.

Okay.

I've got a funny tummy...

So let me get this straight...

You think the govelly nut's

kidnapped every bobby.

I don't get it.

Yeah, something like that...

What? A pair of legs!

They can't make everyone into slugs,

or where would they put everybody?

You don't need to

worry about that.

But how am I going to get home?

I'm going to try one of these biscuits.

Biscuits...

I've got ten hands!

My flink-ers are blurry.

Ben thinks it's gryphons.

Everything's fine.

I think you should drink

your coffee, as well.

It'll make you feel... nice.

Mm, delicious!

Go on.

Let's have a cooie.

No, thanks.

I don't want one.

Don't eat it! It's an ear!

It's an ear!

It's a who?

It's an ear.

Heh, good cookies, ears. Chewy.

Just thinking of

making a fresh batch.

My legs...

Come on, get up!

I've become a jelly man.

Come on!

A jelly man...

Stand up!

He's trying to kill us!

Come on, we've got to run!

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