SOS: Save Our Skins Page #3

You don't know that.

It's locked.

Do you know that convention

we went to in Germany,

- we got talking to that ewok?

- Oh, yeah.

I saw him in the toilets, actually.

He had an enormous -

It's not locked.

Hello?

It's Ben and Stephen...

It's like they just vanished.

There was a woman staying here.

- How can you tell?

- I just can...

...and there's a pair

of high heels there.

Just my luck!

I barge into a woman's hotel room

and she's been kidnapped by aliens!

Aliens now, is it?

Yeah, I reckon it's aliens.

They'll be asleep underground

like those ones in War of the Worlds.

That's ridiculous.

I've always said -

the War of the Worlds?

Metal detectors!

They'd be discovered right away!

There's nothing of any use in here.

Whoa!

No, Ben, this!

It's a taser.

Oh, yeah, cool.

I have no idea

how you use a taser.

I think you just point and shoot.

She's in the shower!

What if there's a hot,

naked blonde in the shower?

I can't hear anyone.

What if she's dead?

What if there's a hot, naked blonde

dead in the shower?

Hello?

Are you a naked woman?

Just point and shoot, yeah?

- Let me do it.

- No, you'll shoot me!

Open the curtain.

One, two...

Don't shoot me Three!

I'm not using that again...

I told you

you should let me do it.

- Let's search the other rooms.

- Yeah...

- You take this corridor.

- Fine.

- I'll take the next.

- Sure.

- Let's meet back in ten.

- Okay...

Let's not waste any time.

- I'll start from room 50 onwards!

- Yeah, go for it.

Whoa!

Oh, finally!

You part of the convention?

You like what you see?

You like that?

Yeah, that's right...

You want to see what's down here?

Yeah? Yeah?

Oh, yeah, that's good...

Run, Ben!

Get our effects and run!

U I q

U I q

Hold the door!

Hold the door!

Which buttons open the doors?!

Open the doors!

Open the doors!

- Close the doors!

- I'll push all of them!

Close the doors!

Stephen?

Yes, Ben?

Was he part of the convention?

I don't think so, no.

'Cause as monsters go,

he was very realistic.

He was.

He really was.

I'd take a throw at saying

he was an actual monster.

I thought you said

this was a three-star hotel!

They shouldn't have monsters

in a three-star hotel.

We should leave

a comment on their website.

Ben?

Yes, Stephen?

What are you wearing?

Wait, wait!

We're not stopping.

We need to get out of here!

- Five minutes.

- What for?

I really need to use the toilet.

Please call me as soon

as you get this message.

Miss you. Bye.

There's a whole suite in that toilet.

Here, use this.

So... about that blue monster.

I've been thinking...

What was it?

I've no idea.

I don't intend to wait for it to find us.

That's it, then?

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