Sorority Boys Page #3

so I carefully traced it|to its source.

I got a thing.

It led to a metal footlocker|at the bottom of Adam's closet,

which was, you know,|already unlocked.

lnside, I found|a videocassette recorder.

Well, naturally, since|it was his private property,

I didn't touch anything.

You could see the safe|right by his bed.

You were watching my tape?

No.

-- You're a pervert! You're a|pervert! You're a pervert!

No, no. Hey, hey, hey. Come on.|Come on. This is great.

Look, Spence is gonna be|on videotape.

Look, we need to|sneak back into the|house, get the tape,

and we're back in K. O.K.,|all right?

Well, how do we get|in, Dave? Tonight's|the "all trim" party,

and the only thing walking|through that door is tits.

I got a plan.

Jeez-ass!

-- Mmm...|-- ## Oh, yes,|it's ladies night ##

## And the feeling's right ##

Um...hi.

We're here for the, um,|K. O.K. "all trim" --

I mean...|"all girl" party.

## Y'all got one ##

Move.

## From New York to Hollywood ##

Act normal.

## It's ladies night ##

All right,|you get the tape.

We'll split up. Okay?

Okay.

## Oh, yes, it's ladies night ##

## Oh, what a night ##

## Oh, yes, it's ladies night ##

Hey, nonny-nonny.

Excuse me.|ls this your room?

It is now...

since I'm the new head|of the social committee.

Did Little Red Ridinghood|lose her way

to Grandma's bathroom?

Yes.

I have to tinkle.

So, tell me your name,

and I won't|follow you home tonight.

Uh...Dina.

What?

Adina. My name is Adina.|What are you doing?

Oops.

It gets a lot bigger.

I gotta go!

This barrel thingy|isn't working.

Yeah, it's, like,|total foam.

Just like a man --

always laying around|while we do all the work.

Right, ladies?

Why don't you go back|to your cave?

Twat.

Any sign of Adam?

No.

Jimmy moved into|our old room.

-- I couldn't get past him.

-- This dress|is too goddamn tight.|-- Well, I told you.

Yeah, well, you don't have|the best selection when you|shop at Goodwill, all right?

Dogcatcher!

-- F***in' love this.

See ya later,|big fat uglies!

Yeah!

Frat a**holes!

Oh, I hate them!

Just because you guys|are plus-size girls,

it doesn't mean|they have to be so mean.

Oh, are you okay? God.

Well, we gotta go.

Oh, wait, wait,|wait, wait.

Have you guys|pledged a house,

or -- or do you --|do you want anything?

No. Come on.|Well, are you hungry?

## Girl ##

## You'll be a woman soon ##

So, where did you girls|say you were from again?

-- Newbury.|-- Bermuda.|-- Minnesota.

Well, we -- we transferred.

Well, um...good.

We're -- we're in the middle|of a membership drive.

Yeah -- free room and board|your first semester

if you pledge D.O.G.

But -- but no pressure,|really.

Are you sure|we should let them in?

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