
Sorority Boys
The High Council|has reached a verdict --
guilty!
You taught the K. O.K.|handshake to a girl.
Dude, what were|you thinking?
Boo-la.|Boo-la. Boo-la.
Boo-la. Boo-la.
Boo-la. Boo-la.
Boo-la. Boo-la. Boo-la.|Boo-la. Boo-la.
Spence, are you done yet?|We need this...
...room for the bobsled.
Jiminy Cricket.
Goddamn it, Dave!
Mush, I say!
-- Mush!|-- Ow!
Oh, come on!
Change of plans, boys.|Someone ralphed all over|the living room.
We need to relocate.|You guys, out.
Hey, I will not tolerate|insubordination
during my ceremony.
Oh, just relax.
Look, I thought that your mask|was really scary this time.
You two "fraternity|brothers" think you can|do whatever you want
in this house,|right? Wrong.
I'm the president!
Dave?
What's that, Adam?
I think it's time|the president got laid.
Hmm.
F*ck you.
Fight sexism,|support feminism!
Don't fall victim|to the antiquated|standards of femininity.
Be proud to be a woman.
Look, by going in there|tonight,
you're enabling the same|misogynistic mores
that kept women in bondage|for the past 5,000 years.
They do bondage.
Let's go.
Thanks.
Wait, if you just --
Fight fe-- sexism.
Listen, that last|girl you set me up|with was great --
really beautiful.
I'm just -- I don't know.
I guess I want someone
I can have an actual|conversation with.
Can you find that girl,|Brutus?
Go get her, boy. Go.
Fire in the hole!
It's good distance.
You're still|pulling to the right.
Who was that girl handing|out the paper thingies?
Oh, she's the|lame-ass president|of the D.O.G. house.
She's always protesting|something.
That bitch had the nerve|to call me shallow.
God, you look so thin.
Thanks.
I don't even|remember that year, man!
I don't remember|that year either.
ls that me?
You weren't even here!
I don't r-remember|if I was...
Oh!
Ohh...
Oh, hey, there you are.
Oh, I'm sorry.|ls he bothering you?
Um...
No.
No.
You know, "a woman's face|with nature's own hand painted
has thou, the master-mistress|of my passion."
Ahh...
Bad dog.
Um, who let the yeti in?
Ohh...
Doofer!
Doof!
What?
Come on, man,|leave her alone.
She's not bothering|anyone.
Doofer,|think of the house.
We let one dog in,|next thing you know,|we'll have three.
Okay.
Pledge!!
Pledge!!
## What'd I say ##
I'm still the dogcatcher.
Excuse me.
Dogcatcher!!
Dogcatcher?!|Whoo-hoo-hoo!
If the boys at K. O.K. want war,
then D.O.G.|will give them war!
Evelyn Wheelwright|founded this sorority
with a mission --
a mission to bring equality|and respect to all sisters.
Thanks to Patty's|heroic efforts tonight --
Wow... thank you, Patty.
...We now have actual footage
of what is going on|at a typical K.O.K. party.
See for yourselves.
Look at the degradation,|the manipulation.
And these poor Tri Pis
think that they're|having fun.
But they're actually being|exploited and objectified.
And this is going on|across the street,|day after day.
What we just all --
Direct hit.
It's big.
This...must...stop.
## It's a beautiful morning ##
## Ahh ##
## I think I'll go outside|for a while ##
## And just smile ##
## Just diggin'|some clean fresh air for ##
-- ## There's no sense|in stayin' inside ##
## If the weather's fine|and you've got the time ##
-- ## Ooh ##|-- ## It's your chance|to wake up and plan ##
## Another brand-new day ##
## Lead the way ##
## It's a beautiful morning ##
## Ahh ##
I just had|the best dream, Dave.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah...
And I never even|went to sleep.
Hey, girls.
Hi.
Ew!
So, I thought maybe we|could get together later|and do something fun.
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