Someone Marry Barry Page #4
- F*** you!
Ah, yeah.
Kurt, it's Barry, I, uh...
I feel terrible.
and I- I'm outside your house.
I really need to talk
to somebody.
So, uh, I'm just gonna wait here
for you, all right?
Um...
...actually I- I remember
where you keep your key.
I think I'm just gonna
let myself in.
So, um, I- I'll see you
when you get here.
Okay, thanks, Bud.
Yes.
What?
Okay.
What is this?
That was fun.
Mm-hmm.
You look so pretty tonight.
Oh, you keep saying that.
Well it's true, you do!
Oh!
I got it.
Mmm.
Thanks.
That was a really good
restaurant, huh?
Eh.
What? It's rated one of the best
in the city.
Really?
It didn't seem like it.
Well, it is.
Why are you being
so sweet tonight?
'Cause I have a surprise
for you.
What kind of surprise?
- You'll see.
Oh!
- Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
This is not the surprise
I was talking about.
No.
I'm not gonna lie...
...this is exactly
what it looks like.
Okay, put it away.
Okay.
- Whoa.
You know what, guys?
I- I am sorry.
Bring it on in for a hug?
- Uh-uh.
Go.
No, no, you can't hug me, no!
Oh!
You mean he still had a-
- Boner!
Oh!
- A raging boner.
So it was less of a hug
and more of a dry hump.
He was practically inside
of her, for crying out loud.
So she dumped me, naturally.
She said if I'm still friends
with Barry,
I'm practically as juvenile
as he is.
Sorry, bud.
It doesn't matter anymore.
Guys, I know we've been
friends with Barry
since before we hit puberty,
but, um...
I'm over it.
I am over it.
I mean the dude's heart's
in the right place,
but, let's face it, man,
he is a menace.
I mean when we were kids
it was great,
yeah, it was fun.
We're adults now.
We're trying to have families
and careers
and relationships, Kurt,
and Barry's making that
impossible.
It's his Barryisms.
- What are you sayin'?
I'm saying that
we'll always love the guy,
but... we cannot live
with him anymore.
Yeah, but I mean...
Yeah, that's the problem.
He's always there
screwing everything up.
He's a real ragamuffin.
What if we were to
get rid of him?
Okay...
I think I get
what you're saying.
I just wanna clarify
something.
I can't kill someone.
I can't. But I wanna help.
I'll dig the...
I'll dig it.
I don't want to, but I'll do it.
We're not talking about
murdering him, Hurt.
That's not on the table.
- I knew that.
Everyone was- was hashing it-
it out.
So what, do you want to
disown him?
No, no, that wouldn't work.
He'd just keep coming back
like a zombie or something.
So, like an intervention?
No. He'd relapse.
No, dude, this- this- this
requires something
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