So Undercover Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2012
- 94 min
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with goats
and dogs and sh*t.
But the idea is the same.
You leave an offering for the dead
and they won't come inside your house
and f*** with you.
What were they
yelling at us?
I don't know.
Your mom's right.
Your Cantonese is shitty as hell.
I think it was
an invitation.
An invitation?
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
- Yul--
- I know. I know.
Five more minutes,
then we'll turn around.
Five minutes.
What do you expect,
Howard Stern?
Tower must be close by.
Yeah. Let me listen.
What's he saying?
I don't know. I can only make
out a couple words.
My Cantonese
is shitty, remember?
What is it?
What is he saying?
Old and new...
come together...
make offerings.
Protection...
blood...
sacrifice...
Oh my God.
What was that?
Huh, Yul?
I think it was a man.
A man?
Looked like an animal
or something.
It was a man--
a naked man.
Oh, no no no.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on,
come on.
Just ease up on
the gas a little bit.
- Come on! F***!
- Just try the reverse thing.
Okay. Okay.
All right,
stop. Stop.
Let me try.
Let me try.
- Let's switch.
- Okay okay.
All right, baby, just go easy on it, okay?
Give it a little bit of gas.
Honey, I know what I'm doing.
I've lived in DC my entire life, okay?
Okay. Okay.
Sh*t.
Go! Sh*t!
- We're stuck.
- Don't say that. Don't say that, Mel.
- Come on.
- Get out and push.
- You have to.
- What?
- Get out and push right now.
Do you want me
to get out and push?
Huh? Fine, I'll get
out and push.
No! Don't get out!
Don't-- Mel-- don't--
Then get out. Just do it.
Just get out, Yul.
You're doing good.
Please, more more.
I don't have any more.
Push harder, Yul!
You did it!
Get in! Go!
Get in! Get in!
Hurry, Yul!
Just go.
Just go. Go!
Jesus. Jesus.
- Did you hear that? What was it?
- Yeah.
- What was that noise?
- It sounded like an animal.
- What?
- It sounded like a pig being slaughtered.
Yeah, okay. Right.
I mean, who the hell
slaughters a pig
in the middle
of the night, huh?
We're in China, Yul.
Yeah. Yeah.
I know we're in China, Mel.
But this isn't just--
this isn't just
China-weird, okay?
It's f***ing
just weird-weird.
Yeah, I know.
What, that's all
you're gonna say?
What do you
want me to say?
- Anything.
- Like what?
- Just something.
- Like what?
You got something to say,
just say it.
What do you want me
to f***ing say?!
- What?
- But no, we're in f***ing China
because you wanted
to come here!
- Yes, I wanted to come here.
- This is all your f***ing fault!
- It's my fault?
- Yes, I hate you right now!
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